Awesome Key & Peele

(PG-13 Language) “We gonna draxx. Them. Sklaunst.” Two airplane passengers are expecting, nay, hoping that terrorists would board their flight because they’re ready to throw down. Yep, those hairstyles are for real.

Like most of us, Keegan isn’t interested in hearing what telemarketers have to say.  But the telemarketer isn’t interested in talking to him either. We’d rather have the WWE pay-per-view pitch though.

A televised town hall meeting with a congressman at the helm is going really well, with the liberal politician welcoming all people regardless of their age, race or gender. But one guy keeps getting the wrong welcome.

“If you haven’t noticed, California is bone dry! It look like a trailer for the new Mad Max movie up in there!” Keegan Michael Key assumed his alter ego Luther the Presidential Anger Translator, but this time for the real Pres. Obama.

(PG-13: Language) Key & Peele go back to their wicked ways and poke fun at a controversial topic regarding one of the American founding fathers in this fake Ancestry.com commercial.

(PG-13: Language, Spoilers) With Game of Thrones’ fifth season upon us, Key & Peele‘s excitable valets look back at their favorite moments from HBO’s show, including Big Dave Navarro and of course, Da Dinkles.

After seeing two of these already, we had low expectations for the third installment of Key & Peele’s silly player names skit. Then we saw Strunk Flugget. We managed to notice the guest stars before we died laughing.

Key & Peele play inept commentators giving their take on the AFC and NFC championships. They will host Comedy Central’s Super Bowl comedy special later this month. They should do Shaq and Chuckster too.

Key & Peele poke fun at pretentious theatrical plays by making one. Marvel at how the the greatest of concepts are succinctly and eloquently embodied by two dudes punching each other in the groin. Note how much it hurts.

(NSFW: Language) Hey, Carlito the Proud Thug is alive! But despite his miraculous comeback it appears he’s no longer the gang’s center of attention. They’ve found someone more loco than him. His pride is on the line once again.

(NSFW: Language) The guys parody the overused trope in which a madman hides in a hall of mirrors and attempts to evade a cop by hiding in the reflections. Perhaps it would be better if he hid the way the camera crew does in these scenes.

(NSFW: Language) An aerobics contest finalist receives bad news while performing live on TV. Key & Peele director Peter Atencio declared this as his favorite K&P sketch because it’s a technically polished dark comedy.

Key & Peele poke fun at “scared straight” programs. Donny Herrera used to be a punk like you, but then he turned out to be living proof that karma is a bitch. An exponential and tangential bitch. CON SE QUEN CES!

(NSFW: Language, Gross)”You said anything.” Key & Peele embraces devours the Halloween spirit with this crazy skit about the Make-A-Wish Foundation’s worst nightmare – a dying kid with bizarre tastes. Damn, guys.

Key & Peele educate a couple on the subtle variations of cuisine served at two neighboring, but warring restaurants. All we know after watching this is that we’re hungry for some meat kebabs now. Full episode here.

(NSFW: Language) “Can I try it?” A mattress shop owner tries to help a childish man find a soft but sturdy pad for his bed. Because sex happens. Key & Peele locked down one of their best sketches in a long while.