The Zombie Grinder 4000
Slingshot master Joerg Sprave is working on a zombie flick, and he needs serious weaponry to take down the horde. While we thought his minigun slingshot was plenty, Joerg wanted something with a little more stopping power.
Slingshot master Joerg Sprave is working on a zombie flick, and he needs serious weaponry to take down the horde. While we thought his minigun slingshot was plenty, Joerg wanted something with a little more stopping power.
While many of us have grown tired of zombies, Joerg Sprave remains ever vigilant. You see, he’s “concerned” that conventional arrowheads “might not destroy enough brain matter.” So he made a better one. Keep the beard, Joerg!
Weapon maker Joerg Sprave shows us how bundles of spaghetti noodles can be used to make deadly weapons. Though the knife blades and nails are a bit of a cheat. Kill a guy with a single wet noodle and we’ll be truly impressed.
Madman Joerg Sprave demonstrates how a simple power drill can be used to power a deadly weapon, capable of flinging bearings with tremendous force thanks to a spiral acceleration track. We can’t wait to see the full-auto version.
Joerg Sprave’s latest weapon can fling bolas – or really a surujin – through the air, wrapping the projectile around the neck, arm or leg of its victim. He says he designed it to capture zombies so you can break off their jaws.
And the Man Most Likely to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse Award goes to Joerg Sprave, who shows us how you can turn a cheap toilet brush and a nail into a deadly projectile. Oh yeah, you need a giant slingshot gun to fire it from.
Joerg Sprave already made a gatling slingshot crossbow before, but this time he integrated a Black & Decker power screwdriver into the slingshot, resulting in an insanely fast firing rate.
Joerg Sprave’s Slingshot Channel ignores its namesake, this time, letting his pal show off his deadly Mjölnir hammer, and how well it works to get dents out of Joerg’s Nissan Micra.
Most of Joerg Sprave’s wooden weapons are highly specialized, but his latest creation is quite practical. Just like its namesake rifle, the Blunderbuss slingshot can fire a variety of projectiles.
Joerg Sprave creates what could be his most ridiculous weapon yet, a wheel covered with eight spinning knives. Not exactly the most practical of weapons, but we’d still use it on zombies.
Joerg Sprave shows us how to take paper, scissors, pencils, and other office supplies and transform them into dangerous weapons. Don’t try these at work if you want to remain employed.
A combination ranged and melee weapon from Joerg Sprave. On one end is a regular slingshot, on the other end there’s a huge steel ball and a 5.9″ steel spike, complete with a “skull ejector.”
If there’s one thing that Jörg Sprave knows how to do well, it’s making over-the-top, yet deadly weapons. His latest project definitely fits the bill – a portable guillotine to deal with the undead.
Jörg Sprave shows off his new creations. The big star here is his strongest, most accurate and thus most lethal slingshot crossbow yet, with 22mm thick rubber tubes and an assault rifle scope.
Joerg Sprave is back with another dangerous weapon. This time, he fires a spinning sawblade from his slingshot of doom. Reminds us of the first time we got our hands on the Gravity Gun in HL2.
Like the Gatling Slingshot Crossbow, Jörg Sprave’s Avalaunche uses 20mm steel balls, but it can fire up to six of them at once. We can’t wait for the 6-shooter version of the machete slingshot.
Everything about this device looks like an accident waiting to happen. Still, when Jörg Sprave was challenged by his fans to make a slingshot that fires a machete, he couldn’t resist the challenge.
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