Awesome Joerg Sprave

“All right, who touched my slingshot?!” Joerg Sprave knocks it out of the park with his first spoof video. Watch him ape Valve’s Team Fortress 2 commercial Meet the Heavy with the help of a slingshot minigun.

Madman Joerg Sprave is back with another insane weapon build. This time, he’s taken four cap-firing revolvers and mounted them to a spinning rig powered by a drill. We can only imagine the carnage if he did this with actual revolvers.

For his Christmas 2014 video, slingshot madman Joerg Sprave built a massive weapon capable of turned a Christmas tree into a deadly arrow. All we’re saying is that Santa better not fly his sleigh over Joerg’s neighborhood this year.

Joerg Sprave continues to build out his arsenal of improvised ammo flinging weaponry, this time building a scary looking device which fires glass marbles using a drill as its power source. We’re looking forward to seeing it in action outdoors.

Joerg Sprave took a break from making ridiculously overpowered slingshots to make a ridiculously overpowered dart launcher using a drill and some clothespins. At around 2:12 it’s like he’s thinking, “What the hell am I doing?”

Here’s slingshot expert Joerg Sprave’s workout plan: a rowing machine slingshot. The hand-powered artillery may be stationary, but it makes up for it with its 30mm steel ball projectiles. Now this is a fun exercise.

GOAAAAAL! Slingshot master Joerg Sprave gets in on World Cup mania with his latest creation – a massive slingshot that can fire a soccer ball from one end of the field to the other. We bet it would go even further with a Brazuca ball.

Slingshot master Joerg Sprave is working on a zombie flick, and he needs serious weaponry to take down the horde. While we thought his minigun slingshot was plenty, Joerg wanted something with a little more stopping power.

While many of us have grown tired of zombies, Joerg Sprave remains ever vigilant. You see, he’s “concerned” that conventional arrowheads “might not destroy enough brain matter.” So he made a better one. Keep the beard, Joerg!

Weapon maker Joerg Sprave shows us how bundles of spaghetti noodles can be used to make deadly weapons. Though the knife blades and nails are a bit of a cheat. Kill a guy with a single wet noodle and we’ll be truly impressed.

Madman Joerg Sprave demonstrates how a simple power drill can be used to power a deadly weapon, capable of flinging bearings with tremendous force thanks to a spiral acceleration track. We can’t wait to see the full-auto version.

Joerg Sprave’s latest weapon can fling bolas – or really a surujin – through the air, wrapping the projectile around the neck, arm or leg of its victim. He says he designed it to capture zombies so you can break off their jaws.

And the Man Most Likely to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse Award goes to Joerg Sprave, who shows us how you can turn a cheap toilet brush and a nail into a deadly projectile. Oh yeah, you need a giant slingshot gun to fire it from.

Joerg Sprave already made a gatling slingshot crossbow before, but this time he integrated a Black & Decker power screwdriver into the slingshot, resulting in an insanely fast firing rate.

Joerg Sprave’s Slingshot Channel ignores its namesake, this time, letting his pal show off his deadly Mjölnir hammer, and how well it works to get dents out of Joerg’s Nissan Micra.

Most of Joerg Sprave’s wooden weapons are highly specialized, but his latest creation is quite practical. Just like its namesake rifle, the Blunderbuss slingshot can fire a variety of projectiles.