Awesome Jewelry

A wearable Swiss army knife. The Man Ring is made of titanium and comes with five (tiny) tools: a bottle opener, a straight blade, a serrated blade, a saw and a comb for your glorious mustache.

You’ll have to find a way to order them from Japan, but RGB Laboratory’s bold rings based on the chunky sound effect characters from manga are well worth the effort.

This pendant is the bomb. RogueDZN’s DaisyCutter is a mechanical marvel. Inside its shell is a set of four titanium micro turbines, spinning at up over 10,000rpm. Coming in 2013, limited to 20 pieces.

Invented by CritSuccess, Dice Rings emulate traditional dice via a free spinning outer ring with randomly arranged numbers. Other designs include pips, yes/no and playing card suits/ranks.

Made by WETA using the designs of Jens Hansen, the ringmaker who made the One Ring movie prop for The Lord of the Rings trilogy. The ring is made of 18K gold-plated tungsten carbide.

A bracelet made to look like a wristwatch, Levi Maestro’s Infinity Piece is meant to be a reminder for the wearer to not be a slave to his schedule and take time to appreciate the present.

A hand-polished brass chain and pendant set with 18k gold plating and the Triforce symbol from the Legend of Zelda games. Also available in a more affordable stainless steel version. For guys or gals.

A made-to-order titanium ring with the phrase “I’m Married” engraved inside. In case the wearer wants to forget that truth and removes the ring, the imprinted phrase will offer one last stand.

A cool piece of sterling silver jewelry that serves a practical purpose too. We’re not talking about putting it on the end of a bolt, but using the built in dice faces as an impromptu decision maker.

Aside from his awesome username, Redditor laporkenstein is also in the running for most bad ass groom ever. He forged his own wedding ring out of a chunk of Gibeon meteorite and steel.

A series of turntable rings made by Mathmatiks. The rings come in gold-plated brass, sterling silver and 18k solid yellow gold, with the latter adorned with black and yellow diamonds as well.

Sakurako Shimizu has turned her concept into a real product. The rings are made from silver, gold or platinum. Send a sound file of your choice and she’ll convert it into a waveform for the ring.

Elder Scrolls LARPers might want to think about recharging with these handmade brass rings which offer a fortify restoration effect. The LED rings are available in single color or a morphing pattern.

Look cool cracking some brews open with CXXVI’s shark necklace; it’s heated in a coal forge, hand hammered on a 130 year old anvil and coated lightly with beeswax to preserve its appearance.

Where do you go for the gold? California? Alaska? The Olympics? How about the gritty sidewalks of NYC’s diamond district? Raffi Stepanian has been cashing in with a butter knife for 27 years now.

Beat Poet and 22designstudio’s series of simple geometric rings are based on architectural ideas. The rings are characterized by an almost exclusive use of concrete, with form work holes left intact.

An “homage to exclusive wrist watches, Swiss craft skills and cheap knock-offs.” Göran Kling blings up traditional wristwatch bracelets with unusual pendants. Each piece sells for about $400.

Nobody will question your masculinity with these tough-ass looking skull rings from Duann Scott. Each one is designed using 3D modeling software, then laser-sintered together, particle-by-particle.

This sterling silver, Flight of the Concords-inspired Computer Love Ring will enhance your chances of binary bliss with an 8-bit engraving that spells out “i <3 u" in geek-speak.

Class rings are no longer just for the socially endowed; Josten’s offers a Gamer (DA8) symbol that’ll be engraved on both sides of a ring (Tribute A11 above), with your choice of text.

Dog State Jewelry ain’t clowning around with their bling; their morbid/masculine collection includes rings, keychains, and pendants in the shapes of pirates, skeletons, animals, and clowns.

Part brass knuckle, part knuckle bling, HomeRoom’s 2 Finger Ring is made by their in-house jeweler from solid silver; available in silver or gold finishes, each is polished by hand.

Minimalist bling sounds like an oxymoron, but Zoe & Doyle’s rings are simple yet sport upscale, man-friendly materials including carbon fiber and titanium with gunmetal and matte finishes.