Every Star Wars fan has heard of Luke Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, and Mace Windu. But Goat-on-a-Stick introduced us to one Jedi we’ve not come across before. His name is Jake. He’s only mastered a single Jedi skill but it’s more than enough to get by. We wonder if he’s the same Jake that works for State Farm.
Sit back, grab a big bucket of popcorn, and gaze on as 3,000 T.Rex dinos take on an army of 23,000 lightsaber-wielding warriors for no other reason than to show that it can be done in Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator. Honestly, it looks like a rave gone really, really bad to us.