A comedy series starring Jean-Claude Van Damme as a version of himself who’s also a retired secret agent. He wants to be a spy again, refusing to accept that he’s become more Expendables than Bloodsport. Premieres 12/15/17 on Amazon Video.
(PG-13: Language, Gore) YouTuber Benjamin Combes combed through three decades of Van Damme films to remind us that JCVD did more than splits. He also offed people, flexed his booty and worked with the world’s worst cinematographers.
This is a 9-year old joke about a ’90s jingle and an ’80s action flick, but there are lots of reasons to watch it: it’s in HD, that link takes you to YTMND, Best Actor Oscar winner Forest Whitaker acts like a clown in it and the joke is still funny.
Jean-Claude Van Damme recently released a series of green screen videos for people to make their own action videos, and YouTuber Marca Blanca put the clips to good use, turning JCVD into the leading cause of Internet fail videos.
If you’re not feeling JCVD’s cheesy comedy flick maybe this cheesy action flick will be more to your taste, in which he plays a nutball drug lord. We guess you could say Jean-Claude has a… split personality. YEEEEAHHHH
(NSFW: Language) Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a hardcore team building coach who takes a group of office workers to a remote island, only for their retreat to devolve into a horrible retelling of Lord of the Flies.
Volvo Trucks hired Jean-Claude Van Damme to perform an insane split between two of their trucks as they drive backwards down a runway – showing off not only the power of JCVD, but the stability of the trucks and the skill of their drivers.