Awesome Jason Statham

Jason Statham stars in this popcorn film about a group of undersea explorers whose vessel is attacked by a 75-foot-long prehistoric shark known as the Megalodon, a creature who then comes to the surface to cause real havoc. You’re gonna need a MUCH bigger boat.

Following up on their montage of the badass Brit’s mighty fists flying, Burger Fiction is back with an epic supercut of the hundreds of times Jason kicked the snot out of his foes. Our groins hurt just watching this.

If you’ve ever seen a Jason Statham movie, you know he beats the crap out of his enemies. The guys at Burger Fiction decided to tally up every punch he’s ever thrown on screen, condensing the epic beat down into a 4-minute video. We’re not sure Gnomeo & Juliet counts.

(Gore) Movieclips presents the best fight scenes from the reigning king of action flicks. The track is a mix of Amerie’s Gotta Work and Fatman Scoop’s Put Your Hands Up (and their respective samples.)