Awesome James Bond

Secret agent – and soon to be private detective – Sterling Archer did a guest piece for Entertainment Weekly about what he thought of the James Bond films. Watch him make fun of Sir Sean Connery’s arms, third nipples and more.

“This fall, discover Bond’s most top secret mission…” Funny or Die imagines a movie where Britain’s best spy and the United States’ amnesiac assassin fall in love. Imagine what Taken would be like if these two were the parents.

Before they decided to go with Sam Smith, it seems that the theme song for James Bond’s Spectre was going to be sung by Radiohead. As a holiday gift, the band released the track for free. It’s an awesome Radiohead song, but Thom Yorke is still no Adele or Shirley Bassey.

Burger Fiction combed through all the James Bond movies to note most, if not all of the oddly specific gizmos he’s used, from cars with ejection seats to cigarette guns. Roger Moore’s Bond definitely had the wackiest tools. Also Q Branch clearly employs prophets.

In tribute to the impending release of Spectre, editor Phil Whitehead put together this reel showcasing one trait that many of 007’s diverse nemeses have shared over the years – their tendency to laugh maniacally.

XCAR got to drive the bad guys’ rides from the new James Bond movie Spectre. There’s the hulking custom Land Rover Defender, the fast and powerful Range Rover Sport SVR and the inexplicably unproduced hybrid supercar, the Jaguar C-X75.

Aston Martin’s Marek Reichman dropped by Jay Leno’s Garage to showcase one of his latest designs, the DB10. Made solely for the James Bond movie Spectre, the DB10 has an aluminum chassis, a carbon fiber body and the Vantage’s 420hp 4.7L V8 engine.

Musician Chad Neidt performs a rapid-fire medley of every James Bond theme – at least for the official flicks – there’s no Never Say Never Again, and we’re okay with that. And 1967’s Casino Royale had no lyrics, though we would have liked to hear Chad hum it.

Donate at least $10 to support The Opportunity Network on Omaze for a chance to win a trip to London for the premiere of Spectre, as well as the after party. You’ll also receive an Omega Seamaster 300 watch and finally drive a Vanquish on Aston Martin’s track the next day.

The final trailer for the new Bond flick shows some of the perils of being 007, but leaves us with more questions than answers: How is Bond still alive? Will he have a companion with a saucy name? Why do secret organizations have names? What is this movie about?

Here’s yet another reminder of time’s passing: Casino Royale was nine freaking years ago. YouTuber Steven Thomas put together clips from Daniel Craig’s proto-07 portrayals of James Bond into one video. Sterling Archer must be so proud.

While many of us think that Daniel Craig is the best Bond since Connery, we’re sure there are still a few of you who believe Pierce Brosnan was the perfect 007. The Unusual Suspect’s seamlessly-executed mashup video is just for you.

James Bond is on a mission to root out an evil criminal organization. Travels to exotic locales, beautiful women, chases in awesome cars, gun battles, explosions, and helicopter stunts ensue. And Christoph Waltz is creepy as ever.

A peek at the supercar rides of James Bond and his nemesis Mr. Hinx in the upcoming movie SPECTRE. James Bond’s Aston Martin DB10 will engage in a chase scene in the streets of Rome against Mr. Hinx’s Jaguar C-X75.

A mysterious look at the 24th film in the James Bond series, in which 007 must face off against a dastardly organization as he deals with the aftermath of Skyfall. It’s worth watching if only for the glimpse of Bond’s Aston Martin DB10.

Rock star cellists Luka Šulić and Stjepan Hauser connect with rock star pianist Lang Lang for an epic cover of Paul McCartney & Wings’ awesome James Bond theme, conjuring images of flaming skulls in the deepest recesses of our minds.