Awesome Humor

(NSFW: Language) The folks of The Lonely Island have put together a catchy tune that helps us understand the proper usage for semicolons. We’re still laughing trying to figure out if these examples are good or bad.

In the first go round, Pleated Jeans chose Target as the destination to rename things. Now they’ve swapped signage at Lowe’s with much more logical (and hilarious) names for things.

Mario and Fafa give us a multitude of reasons why time travel may not be such a good idea, but it looks like whether we’re coming or going, it’s pretty darn amusing. (Thanks John!)

(NSFW: Language) From America’s Finest News Source comes the only book you’ll ever need. The Onion Book of Known Knowledge: buy it or remain an idiot forever. Sample entries here and here.

Another bestselling book by Bart King, the Big Book of Spy Stuff unveils top-secret information and reveals espionage tricks in plain and humorous prose. A fun read for kids and adults alike.

If you’ve ever been addicted to any form of entertainment, you’ll identify with this scene from season 2 of Portlandia. Yet another reason to watch the show. So what’s your Battlestar Galactica?

Portlandia season two starts in January on IFC. In the meantime, enjoy this clip of Fred and Carrie at the dog park and imagine all the fun, quirky and laugh-out-loud funny nuggets to come next year.

Conan O’Brien, himself too busy to investigate the Occupy Wall Street protest, decided to send trusty correspondent Triumph the Insult Comic Dog in his place to see what all the fuss was about.

An instruction manual for unleashing your inner Dennis the Menace, Bart King’s book helps you pull off practical jokes of all shapes and sizes, and chronicles some of the greatest hoaxes of all time.

Learn the international equivalent of flipping the bird and just about every other rude gesture you can (or can’t) imagine. Sure to get you beaten up without even opening your mouth. Examples here.

Live like Lebowski, and learn the ways of the Church of the Latter-Day Dude, applying the Dudeist philosophy to politics, ethics, finance, and relaxation. Also answers the question: WWTDD?

The editors of Cracked.com prove the truth is funnier than fiction in the textbook teachers never wanted you to read: You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News: Shocking but Utterly True Facts.