Glennz

Empire Strike T-Shirt

Empire Strike T-Shirt

That’s no moon! It’s a bowling ball! Glennz’s smartalec tee envisions the Death Star as the ultimate power in the alley, poised to annihilate Aldepiins with the flick of your wrist.

Stunt Fish T-Shirt

Stunt Fish T-Shirt

Graphic designer/T-shirt madman Glennz is at it again. His latest design poses the question: What happens when you train your fish too well? What’s next? Crossing the Grand Canyon on a tiny highwire?

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Elephant in the Room (T-Shirt)

Elephant in the Room (T-Shirt)

Illustrator Glenn Jones’ latest humorous t-shirt design is perfect for architects, animal lovers, and anyone with a love for metaphorical idioms. And in case its design isn’t obvious to you, you’re totally getting the point.

Wound Specific (T-Shirt)

Wound Specific (T-Shirt)

Glennz latest design offers up a glimpse at the future of bandage technology, with specially-cut bandages for every wound type. We doubt they’d stop bleeding from even a tiny chainsaw though.

Water Bomb Squad (T-Shirt)

Water Bomb Squad (T-Shirt)

We can always count on Glennz to make us laugh with his clever, graphic tees. This one reminds us of The Hurt Locker, but is a lot less dangerous. Look out for enemy snipers bearing NERF guns.

Continuous Gaming (T-Shirt)

Continuous Gaming (T-Shirt)

Screw the whole controller-free gaming thing. It’s time to take full advantage of your physical controllers and sneak in a little meal while you keep playing. Another great tee from Glennz.

Crash Tests for Dummies

Crash Tests for Dummies

Our friends over at GLENNZ Tees are at it again – this time with an explanation of how crash test dummies study while they’re getting ready for their jobs. Works on more levels than most t-shirts.

Name Suppression Tee

Name Suppression Tee

Classic video game characters who wish to remain anonymous should just put a paper bag over their heads, because as this shirt shows, pixelating their faces only makes them more recognizable.

Call the Surgeon T-shirt

Call the Surgeon T-shirt

Hasbro Hospital may be cheap, but it may not be the best place to Call the Surgeon to have an important operation: on the plus side, your nose will buzz if he or she nicks an artery.

Rocket Science T-shirt

Rocket Science T-shirt

And we have lick off: it’d be a sham to send a tasty Firecracker Popsicle to the moon, but Glennz’ Rocket Science t-shirt makes one giant cherry-flavored leap for mankind.

Glennz Laptop Skins

Glennz Laptop Skins

New at Glennz: his witty vector art is making the jump from tees to laptops, with 24 skins that fit 13″, 14″, 15″ and 17″ notebook lids; they’re all priced the same, regardless of the size.

Eternal Exercise T-shirt

Eternal Exercise T-shirt

Brains are pretty high in cholesterol, so it’s a good idea for zombies to regularly hit the treadmill: this Eternal Exercise t-shirt gives new meaning to notions of the “walking undead.”

Pre Computer T-shirt

Pre Computer T-shirt

Long before Atari unleashed Pong on the world, Baby-Boom era college students apparently had whipped up a primitive prototype as evidenced by this Pre Computer tee.

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Not So Famous Tee

Not So Famous Tee

Glennz is back with his Not So Famous Tee: the Swiss Army Fork is the Swiss Army Knife’s less popular and significantly less useful little brother; you can’t blame a utensil for trying.

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