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Autobacon T-Shirt

Autobacon T-Shirt

There’s nothing quite like the smell of sizzling bacon in the morning (or anytime, really.) But what happens if you run out and don’t want to wait for Instacart to show up? Glennz’s tasty t-shirt design envisions a machine we totally want in our kitchen – a desktop machine that prints bacon strips on demand.

Slinky Heaven T-Shirt

Slinky Heaven T-Shirt

New Zealand artist Glenn Jones of Glennz is known for his silly illustrations of objects in outlandish and sometimes punny situations. Here, he envisions a place where a Slinky can enjoy perpetual motion, thanks to an Escher-esque impossible staircase. Of course, there’s already a real world solution to this problem.

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Empire Strike T-Shirt

Empire Strike T-Shirt

That’s no moon! It’s a bowling ball! Glennz’s smartalec tee envisions the Death Star as the ultimate power in the alley, poised to annihilate Aldepiins with the flick of your wrist.

Stunt Fish T-Shirt

Stunt Fish T-Shirt

Graphic designer/T-shirt madman Glennz is at it again. His latest design poses the question: What happens when you train your fish too well? What’s next? Crossing the Grand Canyon on a tiny highwire?

Elephant in the Room (T-Shirt)

Elephant in the Room (T-Shirt)

Illustrator Glenn Jones’ latest humorous t-shirt design is perfect for architects, animal lovers, and anyone with a love for metaphorical idioms. And in case its design isn’t obvious to you, you’re totally getting the point.

Wound Specific (T-Shirt)

Wound Specific (T-Shirt)

Glennz latest design offers up a glimpse at the future of bandage technology, with specially-cut bandages for every wound type. We doubt they’d stop bleeding from even a tiny chainsaw though.

Water Bomb Squad (T-Shirt)

Water Bomb Squad (T-Shirt)

We can always count on Glennz to make us laugh with his clever, graphic tees. This one reminds us of The Hurt Locker, but is a lot less dangerous. Look out for enemy snipers bearing NERF guns.

Continuous Gaming (T-Shirt)

Continuous Gaming (T-Shirt)

Screw the whole controller-free gaming thing. It’s time to take full advantage of your physical controllers and sneak in a little meal while you keep playing. Another great tee from Glennz.

Crash Tests for Dummies

Crash Tests for Dummies

Our friends over at GLENNZ Tees are at it again – this time with an explanation of how crash test dummies study while they’re getting ready for their jobs. Works on more levels than most t-shirts.

Name Suppression Tee

Name Suppression Tee

Classic video game characters who wish to remain anonymous should just put a paper bag over their heads, because as this shirt shows, pixelating their faces only makes them more recognizable.

Call the Surgeon T-shirt

Call the Surgeon T-shirt

Hasbro Hospital may be cheap, but it may not be the best place to Call the Surgeon to have an important operation: on the plus side, your nose will buzz if he or she nicks an artery.

Rocket Science T-shirt

Rocket Science T-shirt

And we have lick off: it’d be a sham to send a tasty Firecracker Popsicle to the moon, but Glennz’ Rocket Science t-shirt makes one giant cherry-flavored leap for mankind.

Glennz Laptop Skins

Glennz Laptop Skins

New at Glennz: his witty vector art is making the jump from tees to laptops, with 24 skins that fit 13″, 14″, 15″ and 17″ notebook lids; they’re all priced the same, regardless of the size.

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Eternal Exercise T-shirt

Eternal Exercise T-shirt

Brains are pretty high in cholesterol, so it’s a good idea for zombies to regularly hit the treadmill: this Eternal Exercise t-shirt gives new meaning to notions of the “walking undead.”

Pre Computer T-shirt

Pre Computer T-shirt

Long before Atari unleashed Pong on the world, Baby-Boom era college students apparently had whipped up a primitive prototype as evidenced by this Pre Computer tee.

Not So Famous Tee

Not So Famous Tee

Glennz is back with his Not So Famous Tee: the Swiss Army Fork is the Swiss Army Knife’s less popular and significantly less useful little brother; you can’t blame a utensil for trying.

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