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Great Write Pencil Sharpener

Great Write Pencil Sharpener
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We’re going to need a bigger eraser. This shark-shaped sharpener (sharkener?) is ready to chomp down on your pencils and give them a nice point that’s as sharp as a great white’s tooth. We don’t recommend attempting this with an actual shark.

Live Feed Bird Feeder

Live Feed Bird Feeder
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Whether you’re a cat that likes to watch birds or a human that likes to watch videos, this clever bird feeder from Fred has got you covered. It attaches to the outside of your window and provides a live stream of birds wrapped in a frame that looks like the controls for a YouTube video. There should be a “Skip Squirrel” button.

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Desk Dumpster

Desk Dumpster
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Is your day feeling like a dumpster fire? Embrace the chaos with this desktop organizer from Fred. It’s made from MDF wood done up in an authentic dumpster color scheme. It offers a place to store pens, pencils and includes 100+ flame-shaped notecards. Just don’t actually light it on fire.

Who’s Counting? Blocks

Who’s Counting? Blocks
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Keep tabs on important milestones like the last time you left the house, wore pants, took a shower, or how long until you start day drinking with Fred’s cheeky wooden countdown blocks. The set includes blocks for different date intervals, numbers, and phrases. They also make a version just for parents.

Beer Pretzel Bottle Opener

Beer Pretzel Bottle Opener
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Try opening a beer with your jaws, and you might chip a tooth. Try with a pretzel, and you’ll get a pile of crumbs. But Fred’s Beer Pretzel has a proper bottle opener built into its bottom, assuring you of a properly opened bottle every time. It also doubles as a chip clip.

Catsquatch Jigsaw Puzzle

Catsquatch Jigsaw Puzzle
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We’ve finally found Bigfoot, and it turns out the elusive beast is not what we thought it was. Actually, Sasquatch is just a bunch of cats smooshed together. This delightfully weird 1000-piece Catsquatch puzzle was illustrated by artist Shyama Golden, as part of Fred’s Artist Series.

Space Tourist Passport Holder

Space Tourist Passport Holder
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At the moment, you have to be uber-rich, a trained astronaut, or a celebrity to visit the edge of space. But we hope that someday, trips to space could be as routine as intercontinental air travel. Until then you can pretend to be a Space Tourist with this faux leather passport holder from Fred.

Filing Saucer Paperclip Dispenser

Filing Saucer Paperclip Dispenser
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Nope, that’s not a typo. This silly desktop organizer from Fred looks like a tiny U.F.O., complete with a tractor beam. A magnet in the bottom of the saucer makes it look like the aliens are abducting the appropriately cow-shaped paper clips. We bet the fluorescent acrylic would look sweet under black light.

Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser

Happy Camper Pencil Sharpener + Eraser
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We don’t use many pencils these days, but when we do, we like to need to keep them nice and sharp. Fred’s Happy Camper set takes your pencil on a road trip with its vintage camper sharpener, and a 1950s-style car eraser to tow it with.

Pizza Boss 3000

Pizza Boss 3000
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Resembling a miniature circular saw, Fred’s Pizza Boss 3000 makes quick work of pepperoni, cheese, and crust. It features a contoured grip, engineering-grade plastics, and a laser-etched stainless steel blade to ensure clean cuts.

Factometer Thermometer

Factometer Thermometer
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Why check the temperature with an ordinary thermometer, when you can check it with bonus trivia? Fred’s all-season thermometer includes facts from -40ºF to 140ºF and from -40ºC to 60ºC, so you can compare your current climate to other notable moments in time. Made from durable enameled steel.

F’Yeah Mug

F’Yeah Mug
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Having a great day? Then share how you’re really feeling with Fred’s profanity-laden coffee mug. It’s got four-times the F’Yeahs, done up in a spiffy 1970s typeface and color scheme. Holds 16 ounces of your favorite hot stuff, plus it’s microwave and dishwasher safe.

Pick-Its Cocktail Picks

Pick-Its Cocktail Picks
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What do we want? Drinks! When do we want them? NOW! Fred’s clever cocktail picks let you protest your desire for booze with amusing slogans like “Garnish Drinks Not Wages” and “Four More Beers!” Sold in a set of 24, with two of each design.

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Pinned Up Corkboard Set

Pinned Up Corkboard Set
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Too many sticky notes sprawled all over your desk? Keep your personal space organized with Fred’s moon-shaped corkboard and pin set. Each of its six pushpins look like tiny astronauts as they float above the lunar surface. Measures 7″ in diameter.

Cheese Degrees Cheese Board

Cheese Degrees Cheese Board
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From Fred, the makers of the Obsessive Chef cutting board comes a wooden cheese board that ensures every wedge, cube, chunk, slice, sliver, slab, and hunk of chevre, cheddar, camody, colby, or camembert meets your exacting standards.

Ice-Pop Flask

Ice-Pop Flask
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Here’s a new place to hide your hooch – inside of a popsicle. Instead of getting brain freeze, you’ll get a buzz from Fred’s whimsical drink container. The stainless steel flask holds 3 oz. of booze, and comes in raspberry and grape.

Party Boat Shot Glass Set

Party Boat Shot Glass Set
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Fred’s whimsical cork boat comes with a set of four aluminum shot glasses that look like smokestacks on a mini steam ship. It’s perfect for pool parties, since the whole thing actually floats on water if you so desire. Though it’s still cool without the pool.

OUCH! Toothpick Holder

OUCH! Toothpick Holder
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The perfect way to serve Hors D’oeuvres for your Halloween party, this amusing silicone toothpick holder lets your guests get all stabby with a tiny houseguest. We think if you stuck those frilly red picks in backwards it would look like blood was gushing out.

Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser

Slow Brew Sloth Tea Infuser
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Let a tiny sloth enjoy a warm bath in your cup of organic cinnamon rooibos chai with this hilarious tea infuser based on the lovable and slow-moving mammal. Just don’t blame us if you end up with any sloth poop in your drink.

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