“I’m convinced that humans aren’t even meant to use their teeth to eat food. Why else would God have invented blenders?”JP Sears continues to spread the gospel of Ultra Spiritual Life. Here, he tries to school health food fanatic Robyn Openshaw in her own area of expertise.
THE BEST Food
A brief and silent look at a high speed Tomra Sentinel II optical sorting machine, as it watches thousands of tomatoes whiz by, knocking the rejects off the line so they can be turned into ketchup and other products. The slow-mo bit at 1:14 shows the bad tomatoes getting kicked out.
(PG-13: Language) “I don’t really listen to what I say.” The Mayor of Flavortown dials down his energy levels a couple of notches to have a very enjoyable chat over hot wings. And only hot wings. Watch him talk about his catchphrases, hanging out with rappers and more.
…but it’s gonna cost you. Japanese food chain Ichiran serves only tonkotsu ramen – noodles in thick pork broth. They let you customize it to your heart’s content, then serve it in private cubicles. Just you and your food. There’s one in Brooklyn, but again…
Andrew Rea tried three ways to recreate McDonald’s discontinued Szechuan sauce, which plays a pivotal role in Rick and Morty‘s season 3 premiere. There’s the semi-authentic way, the Xeropoint way and the McDonald’s way. Why can’t you just travel to 1998, Rick?!
The Vermont-based ice cream purveyors latest treats feature the delicious sugary flavors left behind in cereal milk after eating various breakfast cereals. Choose from Cocoa Loco, Frozen Flakes, or Fruit Loot. Available exclusively at Ben & Jerry’s Scoop Shops.
JP Sears of Ultra Spiritual Life provides some guidance on the meat-centric “caveman” diet, and teaches us that paleo eaters are exactly like prehistoric man – other than the part where they actually had to hunt down and kill their dinner – and their dinner might kill them.
Keep your sushi hydrated with some salty soy sauce, and the help of some of Star Wars’ most iconic characters. These ceramic dishes feature heads of Darth Vader, a Stormtrooper, C-3PO, and R2-D2. Even though they’re priced at $100, we still want them to turn up outside of Japan.
Need a burst of energy but don’t have a cup of joe handy? Two Go Cubes not only give you the power-up of a cup of coffee, they taste like a coffee, mocha, or latte too. Additional nutrients help smooth out the caffeine jolt, improve alertness, focus, memory, and reaction time.
(PG-13: Language) “People live their life like an open wound to be famous. Now, they do anything (looks at camera) to be famous.” Ricky Gervais can barely tolerate Tabasco, but he still went on Hot Ones to talk about his distended sack, political correctness, and more.
Saffron is a truly tasty flavoring, that’s also ridiculously expensive. Discovery UK shows us how much effort goes into harvesting this exotic spice. Next time you go to a Spanish restaurant, take a moment to think about these folks who worked so hard so you can enjoy your paella.
“Peanut butter jelly, or portobello. Open up your mouth… and say hello!” A silly song about one of our favorite kinds of food. Parry Gripp extolls the many wonders of fresh ingredients placed between layers of bread with this catchy little tune. It’s definitely not gluten-free.
We’re not sure why freakin’ Whirlpool is allowed to use crowdfunding, but their product is intriguing. Zera takes up to a week’s worth of leftover food and turns it into fertilizer in 24 hours with the help of an additive that consists mostly of coconut fiber and baking soda.
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