Flasks

Here’s a new place to hide your hooch – inside of a popsicle. Instead of getting brain freeze, you’ll get a buzz from Fred’s whimsical drink container. The stainless steel flask holds 3 oz. of booze, and comes in raspberry and grape.

Swag Brewery’s flasks explain what’s really inside of them, with labels like “Tears of My Enemy,” “Holy Water,” and of course “Definitely Not a Flask Full of Booze.” Each one is made of food-grade stainless steel, and makes a great stocking stuffer for boozehounds.

Have a swig always at the ready with this tiny flask. Etsy store Brand & Iron makes 1oz. stainless steel flasks that have hand-stitched leather cases. You can choose from brown, dark brown or a black leather case.

Mitchell Spain makes porcelain and clay glasses, shot glasses, mugs and flasks that look incredibly similar to rusted vintage cans and containers. The designs are made in Photoshop and then printed on the ceramic using a decal printer.

The Dividere Flask is an 8oz stainless steel hip flask that has two chambers, allowing you to carry two drinks in one container. You can twist the cap to switch between the chambers or dispense from both at once for mixing. It also has windows for both chambers.

Most flasks are made from stainless steel or pewter. For those looking for something different, this pure titanium model is worth a look. It’s lightweight but substantial, non-toxic, rust- and corrosion-proof, and adds no taste to beverages inside. Holds 6.1 fluid ounces.

The Firelight Flask is for folks who enjoy drinking with friends while outdoors. The 750ml flask comes with two grooved tumblers that attach to the flask’s top and bottom via magnets. Both the flask and the tumblers have double-wall insulation.

JACE.design offers drinkware, phone cases, posters and more that you can customize with a print of your desired location or coordinates. For the cases, bags and posters, you can zoom in on or out of the location and pick from a handful of drawing styles.

The ultimate concealed carry for your booze, the iFlask lets you pack about 5 ounces of your favorite spirit inside this smartphone replica with a built-in bottle opener. Our bonus kit includes two iFlasks and a keychain collapsible shot glass. Save 57% in The Awesomer Shop.

For a moment, we thought we’d need secret decoder pin to figure out what the cryptic letters meant on the face of this black stainless steel flask, or maybe it would make sense after a good swig of whiskey. Instead, it’s just the alphabet, listed backwards.

This flask might look soft, but it’s made entirely from steel. Each 5 oz. container has unique ripples created in the metal via hydroforming. Available in white gloss, black matte, and shiny stainless. Set of three available here.

While some of us professional drinkers might carry our booze in a full-size thermos, sometimes all you need is just a nip. Fred & Friends‘ whimsical flask should fill the bill just fine, holding 10oz of booze, and offering sips from its 2oz cup lid. Available soon.

Whether you’re up for a round of Drunk Hunt, Super Bar-Hop Bros. or Kega Man, you’ll be all set for sipping some spirits with these fun retrotendo style flasks. They’re made from BPA-free plastic, and you won’t have to blow on them to get them to work.

A very special, very limited-edition flask, handcrafted in England by the Sheffield Pewter Craft Company for Vansh. Each one features a dramatic image of the Greek god of the sea set into its face. Holds 4oz, forged from 100% rustproof pewter and acid washed for effect.

The TGX Tactical Flask is actually just a flask, albeit with a nice textured PVC panel and a matte black finish. It’s the flask’s case that’s compatible with MOLLE gear, presumably ThinkGeek’s upcoming Tactical E-cig.

What’s that you say? You need to step away and take a call? It may look like a smartphone, but it’s actually a flask for your favorite spirits. The iFlask holds 5oz. and doubles as a bottle opener for those times when you prefer beer to whiskey. It’s 46% off in The Awesomer Shop.

Han drank first. Or at least that’s the story we’re sticking to. This awesome drink flask was created by If Industries, who sells cool arcade belt buckles on their Etsy shop. Sadly, due to licensing concerns, you can’t buy one. At least not yet.

Regardless of its looks, we don’t recommend filling this jerry can flask with gasoline, but you’re welcome to go with an equally potent booze of your choice. Made from stainless steel with a mirror finish, and holds 6oz.

Take care of business, then take care of your bourbon with this brushed stainless steel flask from Iron and Glory. Holds 6oz. of your favorite booze, and can be custom-engraved with your own message on the backside.

The guys who made a flask that looked like an iPhone are back, this time with a flask that looks like a tablet. Sure, it’s quite a bit thicker than an iPad Air, but it also holds way more booze – up to 12 shots – and has a secret compartment.

Save on these colorful vinyl-covered stainless steel flasks in the Technabob Shop. Choose from hundreds of designs in a wide variety of themes. Holds 6 oz. of your favorite booze. Redeem purchase voucher for any flask at Liquid Courage.

Each Swig hip flask is made out of a single piece of stainless steel, given a mirrored finish and engraved with its production number. Carries up to 6oz (170ml) of liquid. Also available with a variety of pouches and engraving.

Pretend to be a doting dad while you’re really getting your drink on, thanks to this whacked out insulated drink flask disguised as a baby. We’re going to guess this was one of those Brilliant Ideas Had While Stoned.

Owen & Fred are offering Awesomer readers a chance to win a grand prize worth over $400: a duffel bag and shaving kit, wallet, a kickass flask and a You Earned It bottle opener. Nine daily winners will win a bottle opener! (Ends 9/16/14).

This Bespoke Post box is all about casual living. The comfy woven elastic Beltology has no pesky holes, The Jack + Mulligan flask keeps your booze in style, and the Redbeard Brew Bar gets you clean with just a hint of hefeweizen.

Level up your drink with Gama-Go’s silly flask that looks like an old Nintendo Game Boy. Guaranteed not to play Tetris or Pokémon Red or Green – unless you’re really drunk. Made from BPA-free plastic and holds 4.5 oz.

A flask with a practical accessory. The removable silicone funnel will make it easier to fill up or empty the 8oz. titanium flask. UrbanDaddy members can pre-order the flask right now; the rest of you will have to wait until 8/20.

The Men’s Soap Shop packages its aftershave in 6oz. flasks. They’re available in seven different scents. You can also get them as part of a shaving set. But be sure to keep the label on, or you might accidentally freshen your throat.

Here’s to all the folks out there who have “Find New Job” at the top of their resolution lists for next year; until you dig up that dream occupation, take a nip every now and then from this three ounce stainless flask. It’ll help.

Jacob Bromwell has a limited edition collection of kitchenware and drinkware such as flasks, cups and shot glasses, all hand made from pure copper. This week, UrbanDaddy members can get a 30% discount off some of the items.