Awesome Duke Nukem

(NSFW) Everyone’s favorite foul-mouthed, sexist, testosterone-packed FPS protagonist is back. After more than 13 years of development Duke Nukem Forever hits stores on June 14.

Ever wonder what Duke Nukem would say if he was a nice guy? Wonder no more. Mega64 met with Jon St. John – the voice behind the action hero – and made him say pleasant lines in Duke’s voice.

Ok, all you naysayers, it’s time to eat crow: Duke Nukem Forever is set to be released on May 3rd, 2011, and we have the trailer here to prove it – filled with plenty of dirty aliens, chicks and humor.

This pack not only includes all of Borderlands’ DLC, buyers will also be able to join the Duke Nukem Forever First Access Club and get early access to the DNF demo when it is released.

After 12+ years of false starts and false hopes, this eagerly anticipated sequel was actually shown in playable form at this week’s PAX. We still don’t know when it’s getting released, but it looks great.

Our confidence that any Duke Nukem game would ever make it to market wasn’t very high, but 3D Realms is back from the dead with a remake of their PC classic on XBLA. Release date: 6/23/2010!

NSFW: Duke Nukem Forever will forever be vaporware, but that hasn’t stopped fans; this live-action trailer is what the game should have been–campy, cigar-chomping, and kick-ass.