Awesome Drunk

Star Trek TNG star Jonathan Frakes had a lot of questions for us back in the 1990s. Well, it turns out if you slow down Frakes’ voice from the show Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, he sounds like a really drunk guy asking random questions as he stumbles home from the bar. More drunk guy questions here.

Ganglebot Films creates short films a little differently than most, getting both the writers and actors drunk off their asses before they do their work. Their latest film follows a incomprehensible night in the life of paramedics. At least the film crew was sober.

(PG-13 Language) Here’s a bizarre sobriety test. YouTuber Dean Patterson shares this video of a drunk friend who’s having trouble trying to say the words, “purple burglar alarm.” Stop saying burgular!

We know, we know. We had a hard time looking past the vertical video and horribly low definition too, but this quick clip of a partier who clearly has nothing left to turn down for – and rallies for another stumble through the club – must be seen.

A cliché-filled science-fiction short film with a small difference – all of the actors are completely wasted, thanks to the fine folks at the New Deal Distillery. We’re sure Captain Kirk had some days when he needed a drink too.

We’re all for drinking and cooking, but drinking and driving is idiotic. Brazil’s Bar Aurora and Boteco Ferraz drive the point home trying to convince drivers to leave their car with a sh*t-faced valet.

(NSFW: Language) There’s no better way to learn how to make brunch than a lesson from a drunk person. Hanna Hart falls progressively further off the wagon as she gets her fancy pancakes going.

The Gregory Brothers better to get to work on auto-tuning Florida resident Denise (or is it Elizabeth?) Crull’s drunk-ass, on-air confession after she rear-ended a school bus full of kids.