THE BEST Dinosaurs

The Motherf**king Pterodactyl

The Motherf**king Pterodactyl

(NSFW: Lyrics) Singer/songwriter Sarah Donner and The Oatmeal got together to school us on the prehistoric flying beast, with plenty of facts which we’re reasonably certain are 110% accurate.

Dinoprints

Dinoprints

Dinoprints lets you upload a picture that will then be superimposed onto a detailed illustration of a dinosaur (or a wooly mammoth) and turned into a 24″x36″ print. We hope they accept group pics.

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Philosoraptor Song

Philosoraptor Song

Our favorite introspective prehistoric pal is responsible for some of the more astute observations of the decade. Bucky Studios wraps up a few insights in a tidy musical bow.

Tea Rex

Tea Rex

Add a little dino to your Earl Grey with this silicone tea infuser, designed to look like the mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex on a leash, complete with enormous head and comically tiny arms.

Jurassic Park: Now with Lyrics

Jurassic Park: Now with Lyrics

The first time we ever saw Jurassic Park, John Williams’ epic theme music was etched into our minds forever. Now Brett Domino tries to pour some words into those deep-set brain-grooves.

Spiketus Rex Backpack

Spiketus Rex Backpack

Nobody will mess with your lunch if you carry it around in this spiny, prehistoric leather backpack, perfect for punk-rockers and paleontologists. So if you’re both, you’re really in luck.

Guitar Club Dinosaur Tribute

Guitar Club Dinosaur Tribute

We remember striving for perfection in our youth: Shiba High School’s guitar club (one of Japan’s oldest guitar orchestra clubs) achieves it here, playing the Jurassic Park theme. (Thanks Spencer!)

Superhero Dinosaurs

Superhero Dinosaurs

Much like chocolate and peanut butter, we think dinosaurs and superheroes are one of the greatest combos ever; ergo, we’re pleased to present the inspired illustrations of David Resto. (Thanks Matt!)

Fire Breathing Street Art

Fire Breathing Street Art

Dragon or dinosaur? No matter: we’re enjoying what the talent from .wav has created on this visitor platform for the “Hafencity” in Hamburg; they’d probably get arrested trying to do it here.

Epic Duel T-Shirt

Epic Duel T-Shirt

Saddled with hilariously small hands, the infamous Tyrannosaurus Rex often had to resort to a slap fight to resolve issues with its fellow t-rex. This epic duel has been immortalized here, in 100% cotton.

Hipster Dinosaurs

Hipster Dinosaurs

Do you think the cooler-than-thou ways of hipsters should be extinct? Then you’ll love Molly Lewis’ dinosaur coloring book shenanigans. Although to be fair, Elliott Smith was a genius.

The Best Dinosaur

The Best Dinosaur

NSFW: Comic Dan Telfer asks the crowd to name their favorite dinosaur, after which he brutally tells them why their picks suck. His velociraptor outburst alone makes this worth watching.

Shred T-Rex T-shirt

Shred T-Rex T-shirt

You’d be screaming for your mommy too if you saw this in your rear view mirror: we’re digging the badass art on this Shred T-Rex t-shirt, which makes Jurassic Park’s dinos look geriatric.

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Trailer: Dino-D-Day

Trailer: Dino-D-Day

Due out 2010 as a full game, Dino-D-Day is available as a prototype Half Life 2 mod; it envisions an alternate WW2 with the Allies fighting Nazis literally armed to the teeth. Thanks, Chris!

Randr Tees Fall 2009

Randr Tees Fall 2009

Just in time for Halloween, Randr Tees’ Fall 2009 line hits our horror sweet spot with plenty of gore and just enough tongue-in-cheek to keep things light; choose from seven new t-shirts.

Save Yourself T-shirt

Save Yourself T-shirt

Even dinosaurs aren’t immune to historical revisionism: our terrible lizard pals turn into terrific lizards with this Save Yourself t-shirt, which tells tall tails of their selfless heroism.

T-Rex Buckle

T-Rex Buckle

Mede for well-heeled archaeologists (or one with a Holy Grail under their belt), this T-Rex Buckle is made with sterling silver by Kieselstein-Cord and costs a whopping 2500 bones.

Fossiliced Ice Cubes

Fossiliced Ice Cubes

Make no bones about it: Fred’s Fossiliced ice cube trays are more Ice Age than Jurassic Park, but we’re chill with the idea of serving up Triceratops tonics and T-Rex tequilas.

Paleozoic Park T-shirt

Paleozoic Park T-shirt

Trilobites and sponges don’t quite hold the same appeal as triceratops and T-Rexes, but Paleozoic Park visitors have one thing in common: none of them were eaten by its inhabitants.

Predator vs. T-Rex

Predator vs. T-Rex

This Predator vs. T-Rex resin model is about as awesome it gets: available in kit form, it stands 14″ high and pits the two kings of the jungle against each other in a truly epic battle.

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Samson: T. Rex Skeleton

Samson: T. Rex Skeleton

Perfect for eating unruly friends and random strangers, Samson is a 66-million year old T. Rex skeleton that’ll be auctioned off 10/3 at Las Vegas’ Venetian; it’s on display starting 9/18.

LEDSAUR Desk Lamp

LEDSAUR Desk Lamp

LEDSAUR is a funky-yet-cool T-Rex desk lamp with LEDs in the spine; it’s made out of stainless steel, but bendable joints let you strike your favorite terrible thunder lizard pose.

Dinosaur T-shirt

Dinosaur T-shirt

Its name may be simple, but this Dinosaur t-shirt by Shred explodes with gory detail; not for the faint hearted, a pack of velociraptors reduces several helpless humans into shredded pork.

Aliens vs. Predator Tee

Aliens vs. Predator Tee

Forget the movie franchise; this old-school Aliens vs. Predator t-shirt by Amex Bros. shows how it’s done with a Mars Attacks-style alien in a robot suit battling a T-Rex.

Free: Dinowaurs

Free: Dinowaurs

One look at the brontosaurus packing a cannon on its back and we were hooked: Dinowaurs is a multiplayer artillery-based shooter with upgradable weapons and even dino clothing.

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