Dexter

(NSFW: Language, Spoilers) If you’ve followed Dexter’s grisly habit for the last seven seasons, you’ll enjoy this compilation of handy – and often ridiculous – excuses he manages to pull out when questioned.

The blood-splattered cat is out of the bag in the upcoming season of Dexter. His sister finds out that he’s a serial killer and is understandably blown away. Nothing good can come out of this.

Licensed Dexter shades from Look/See have a frame made from custom acetate with blood spatter graphic. It comes with a replica of Dexter’s trophy box along with 10 removable blood slides.

Let your houseguests know their fate if they so much as let their glass sweat on your coffee table without one of these. Complete the effect by lining your living room with plastic tarps.

It doesn’t matter if you’re more into walking undead or drug running, these serial killer, custom Chucks from Tauntr.com will let everyone know who you’re rooting for come Emmy season.

Musician Adam Ben Ezra takes on the theme music from Dexter with style, panache and plenty of tarps in this beautifully shot video by Guy Dayan and Sergey Maydin with sound by Dan Zipori.

Looks like Dexter may see the light in the upcoming season 6; he crosses paths with a delusional religious zealot who draws him into a dangerous game. Yikes. (Thanks Hannah!)

Even the most interesting plots fall to the inevitable ailment of TV shows: repetition. Landline TV pokes fun at the themes and devices in Dexter that have been rehashed one too many times.

Shahed Syed created this illustration which explains exactly how Dexter has taken down each of his victims throughout show’s five seasons (and even before the show started.). Contains spoilers.

TeeFury’s tee-of-the-day is perfect for Dexter fans. Designed by Matt Dearden, the t-shirt features Mr. Morgan’s tools of the trade. The only thing missing are the rolls of plastic sheeting.

Pogo mixed up chords, sound effects and vocals from the first four seasons of Dexter to make this gory, blood-spatter filled music video. The tune seems so soothing compared to the imagery.

Here’s a wicked treat for grown ups come Halloween. Forkable came up with a delightfully simple recipe to make these realistic blood slides using only corn syrup, sugar, and some red dye.

Catch up on last season’s tension-filled storyline with John Lithgow’s incredibly creepy turn as Arthur Mitchell (aka “The Trinity Killer”). Don’t watch the Season Five preview until you’ve finished this disc.

We get our first look at what happens after the tragic, bloody ending of season four, as suspicions start to rise in the force about Dexter’s mysterious, secretive life. Returns to Showtime 9/26/2010.

Fans of Michael C. Hall’s character Dexter can now dress like him in this fitted cotton/poly thermal henley shirt. We can assume you don’t have plans to do what he does in it. Right?

Serial killer/family man/recent widower Dexter Morgan pays a visit to Dexter’s Laboratory in this amusing mash-up. It’s available for one day only (in T-shirt form, of course) at Tee Fury.