(PG-13: Language) “Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re SO-dium fine.” It’s hard to kick off a convo with a stranger, but we can say with a high degree of certainty that none of the pickup lines featured in WatchCut’s clip will get you a date, much less into anyone’s pants.
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“If you’re a girl, you’ll probably be hearing a lot of ‘what were you thinking?’ and if you’re a guy, you’ll probably be hearing a lot of ‘dude, nice!'” Casually Explained provides some guidance on how to handle casual flings – assuming you can make one happen.
“They call me TINDER. When I swipe left, people die!” Rooster Teeth envisions the birth of Tinder and other silly online dating apps in the same cheesy way that Hollywood portrays the origin stories of superheroes. Seriously, does anyone actually use FarmersOnly.com?