Awesome Danny Trejo

Man at Arms: Reforged and guest host Danny Trejo promote Battlefield 1 by making a machete jambiya. While often worn as an ornament, the dagger isn’t just for show. Its curved shape makes it easy to draw, while its ridge adds mass and rigidity.

For its Super Bowl XLIX commercial spot, Snickers adds a couple of familiar, yet completely unexpected faces to a classic scene from The Brady Bunch. We’d love to see an entire episode where the kids are replaced with bad dudes.

Mario Wienerroither’s latest musicless music video features Train’s melodramatic, cinematic Angel in Blue Jeans, improving upon the original by focusing on Danny Trejo’s badassery instead of his silly lipsyncing.

Action star Danny Trejo reveals what he does in his downtime: making animal-shaped bread. It’s the funniest self-parody we’ve seen since we witnessed DMX sing a Christmas song. We’d like to see Tom Waits sell artisanal tea.

(NSFW: Language) We already knew Danny Trejo was a badass, but it’s now confirmed in the most recent trailer for Robert Rodriguez’ Machete Kills. Look for the epic bloodshed (and bullet bras) in a theatre on 10/11/13.

Danny Trejo makes a deal with the devil Mickey Rourke to exact revenge on half-brother Anthony Michael Hall that crossed him. Not as cool as Machete vs Whiplash vs Bill Gates, but it’ll do.