Awesome Cracked

(PG-13: Language) “Can you really put a price on love? Yes. Love costs on average $31,500.” Cracked and Roger are back to remind us not to splurge on weddings. Remember lovebirds, you also need money after you get married. You know, to live.

Cracked takes another cynical look at corporations, this time taking on auto insurance, which is not only legally mandated, but the companies what they can to avoid paying claims, and then penalize you for doing exactly what you paid them for.

Cracked rips apart car dealerships: government mandated businesses operating at thin margins who make their money on service, finance charges, and add-ons. Seriously, why can’t we just order cars from direct from manufacturers?

After mocking fast food commercials, Cracked is back to tell us what they really think of so-called sports drinks, which are generally packed with stuff that’s really not very good for us. But it’s not like they call them “health drinks,” right?