Awesome Cows

While out checking on her horses, UK farmer Lisa Brown found herself turned into a human pillow by a equine named “Jimmy.” We’re not sure Lisa will be getting any rest, but Jimmy seems quite content with his new headrest.

Well here’s something you don’t see every day. In order to save a cow stuck at the top of a mountain with a bad hoof, a crew lifted the animal out via helicopter. We love how the cow is so nonchalant. Like, hey, this is a pretty cool view, man.

A crowd of curious bovines gathers to take in a performance of Butterfly Landscape on the odd native Australian instrument, played impeccably by musician Andrea Furlan. We guess cows really like wind instruments.

Well, here’s something you don’t see every day – a cow on the front porch roof of a house. But what makes the video even more amusing are the women yelling commands at the bovine, who has so much left to live for.

You may recall that time when farmer Derek Klingenberg serenaded his herd of cattle with Lorde’s Royals. This time he’s back with a little holiday trombone cheer for the bovines. Who knew cows liked popcorn?

While we’d never take our cars through a wash with such hard brushes, these cows seem to really enjoy the scratchy bristles in this automated cow wash. We bet an uddercarriage wash costs extra.

Maybe the whole Pied Piper story had a bit of truth to it, as is evidenced by the crowd of bovines who gather round for a Dixieland jazz performance by The New Hot 5. Next time, start marching.