Awesome Corporate

Corporate bureaucrats and pencil pushers are experts at using dumb words that mean nothing in the real world. This desktop fidget toy from Uncommon Goods lets you fidget during unnecessary Zoom calls and create B.S. phrases like “leverage deliverable synergistically” and “proactively circle back on stakeholders.”

Tired of endless conference calls that could have been emails? Turn off your camera, go on mute, and break out the Pointless Meetings Coloring and Activity Book. Corporate Snark’s 85-page book is filled with corporate-themed word scrambles, mazes, buzzword bingo, and goofy characters to color. Available in paperback or spiral-bound. (Thanks, Harriet!)

If you’ve been subjected to working in a big company, you know that people can get way too caught up in using corporate lingo, especially management executives who like to use big words and do lots of PowerPoint presentations. Tripp and Tyler’s video completely nails what this jargon sounds like to the rest of us.