Awesome Cookie Jar

Join Bob, Linda, Tina, Louise, and Gene for some after-burger sweets with this fun ceramic cookie jar that looks like the Belchers’ restaurant and residence. We like to think they’d serve a cookie called the “College Academia Nut,” or something similarly punny.

Video game publishers want us to get hooked on loot boxes and microtransactions. But you can turn the tables and remove the RNG with ThinkGeek’s officially licensed Overwatch Loot Box cookie jar. As far as you’re concerned, every item inside can be Legendary.

If the fearsome Xenomorph warrior isn’t scary enough to deter your household cookie fiends, maybe it’s time to hit them with a disgusting double whammy. This 9″ tall cookie jar is shaped like a Xenomorph egg, while its lid is guarded by a facehugger.

Sick of people stealing your delicious cookies? Nobody will ever dare violate your baked goods again once they’re under the watchful gaze of this creeptacular ceramic xenomorph cookie jar. Just don’t blame us if you find acid ooze all over your Chips Ahoy.