Awesome Comedy Classics

Team Coco dug up this holiday classic from the 12/23/1993 episode of Late Night with Conan O’Brien, in which our lovable host let some children sit on his lap and asked them what they wanted for Christmas. Of course, their requests were a little different than the usual video games, dolls, and footballs.

What do old people fear more than anything? Illness? Nursing homes? Incontinence? No, silly. Robots. Join Sam Waterson in this SNL classic clip offering the best protection against robot attack.

Ignignokt and Err encourage Meatwad’s bad behavior in this mini-classic from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Don’t mess with them. They’ve got 5,000 dimensions, and a killer quad-laser.

Kiefer’s 24 may have overstayed its welcome, but Bobby Lee’s hilarious version from Mad TV never gets old. Bonus: special guest appearance by John Cho and his great head of hair.

This is actually a comedy classic mashup: Jack Black and Kyle Gass aka Tenacious D singing Friendship in puppet form on the hilarious but now defunct Crank Yankers television show.

Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you craaaazy? Then get him some Kitten Mittens! This classic funny comes to us the always funny It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.