Awesome Collegehumor

The horrifying story of a domesticated whale, content to serve his bosses Dial and Wade, happy in his small world, until a little psycho named Jesse comes and kidnaps him. Wait what?

Man vs. Wild’s Bear Grylls is famous for drinking his own pee, to demonstrate that it’s feasible and useful in extreme situations. But did he really need to drink it… or does secretly he love the stuff?

Collegehumor parodies a Dr. Seuss classic worthy of applause from the doctor himself… except for the message of the whole thing. Don’t show this to your kids. Unless they need to be set straight.

Using quick cook food is a half-assed way of cooking. They’re testaments to our laziness. In fact, we’re so lazy we’re not even willing to follow the steps it takes to make these things properly.

Collegehumor imagines what the Muggle version of the Hogwarts sorting hat would say about students. It’s surprisingly practical, and the experience is just as exciting and horrifying as the one in the book.

The talented and beautiful Natalie Portman bagged the Best Actress for Drama at the 2011 Golden Globes for her performance in Black Swan. She also won Dorkiest Laugh in an Acceptance Speech.

A while ago we saw Mario flip out because Peach always gets kidnapped. Turns out there could be more to that. Listen to these two ungrateful misunderstood women tell their side of the story.

Remember Chernobyl Tetris? How about Rain Man’s Impossible Mini-Games, or The Wonder Years Street Fight? Dan Meth’s fictional games are a hoot for anyone who grew up during the 1980s.

Got a problem with your picture? Want to make your flyer fly? How about that boring drawing? Don’t worry fam, CMYKilla and his Photoshop posse got your back. Clippy’s got nothing on these guys.

Since the dawn of humanity, across all nations, there’s always been that one nagging neighbor, friend or loved one who’s always showing off the newest thing that you just have to have.

For Sims, voting for a mayor is a no-brainer – just re-elect the incumbent mayor. Partly because he gives, but mostly because he can literally take it all away at the press of a button.

These dudes may not have super powers, but they are real threats. Makes you wish you had powers too so you can kick their asses, but then again, you could have been one of these guys too.