Awesome Chickens

Are you having a tough day… or a tough life? You could use some emotional support. Archie McPhee’s soft vinyl rubber chicken is here for you to lean on. And when you give him a squeeze, he’ll squawk to show his support. And if you’re feeling really edgy, consider grabbing a Stress Possum while you’re at it.

Musician and street performer Zeroelectrodrum introduces two honorary members of his one-man band, Mr. Green and Mr. Pink, a pair of rubber chickens that he uses to add an extra layer of sound when playing his Blue Man Group-esque PVC pipe xylophone.

Keep your car cool, and make it look cool at the same time with Archie McPhee’s very special dashboard sunshade. Yep, it makes your car look like it’s filled with an army of rubber chickens. And if kitties are more your speed, they’ve got you covered too.

Another unlikely face-off played out in the hilariously fun Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator. Watch as an army of chickens takes on some very hungry dinosaurs in a fight to the finish. Place your bets now!

The members of Korean band 밴드땐싱누들 (aka “Dancing Noodle”) provide us with a brief musical interlude, courtesy of four squeaky chicken toys, played together to create an improv dance beat. We’re not sure what the roll of toilet paper is for, though.