Chainsaw

There are lots of ways to open a bottle of beer, but you have to hand it to this guy for his ability to cleanly pop open a cold brew with just a bit more equipment than is necessary.

If you have just one semi-automatic weapon against the zombie horde, give yourself the best shot possible with DoubleStar’s AK-47 chainsaw attachment. Also has a bottle opener.

Artist Griffon Ramsey carves out the Gears of War logo from a tree trunk using a chainsaw in this fitting tribute to the third game in the series. Music is Martha Marin’s cover of Heron Blue.

If you happen to be at this weekend’s C2E2 in Chicago, Steff Bomb will offer her cheeky plush chainsaw for just $30 bucks. Expect to spend an extra $20 for the cuddly severed hand to go with.