THE BEST Cats

We already know there’s an art to climbing and descending stairs (and escalators). But as is often the case, cats do things very differently, as is demonstrated by this feline’s unusual ascent.

We laughed at this one’s hypnotize-then-attack tactic. This kitten’s version is far more diabolical. We’re starting to see a trend here. Damn cats. We hope YouTuber moongrate is okay.

Maru loves boxes. Sashimi on the other hand loves boxing. And scratching and scaring the hell out of YouTuber Soejima, despite all efforts to make peace with the cat. On Earth what will you do?

We’re not sure what sort of evil ideas this cat has rattling around its furry little head, but all we know is that from the way it’s staring at us, no good can possibly come of this.

Another case of cat bullying caught on camera. This actually happened to us when we were kids. Bruises all over. Not cool, cat. Fortunately the victim here didn’t share our fate and wasn’t injured.

We’re not sure what the original Begging Cat wanted, but this kitty is pleading for your help too. Either he wants the fried chicken in your hand, or maybe little Timmy is trapped in a well.

For some strange reason, this guy likes to stack random crap on his cats. Usually, they seem completely tolerant of this humiliating exercise, but we guess they draw the line at silly party hats.

We already know that both dogs and cats can do tricks, but let’s find out who will reign victorious in this trick-off. Two pets enter, one pet leaves! Best video comment: “and the cat did it all drunk!”

The first feline nanny we saw was really patient and tolerant, but Stewie the cat takes a more active role – he uses his mystical cat powers on a crying baby to put the young one to sleep.

The December weather’s got us feeling sluggish and sleepy, but it looks like it’s done that and then some to these cats. A stupid video for a sleepy Sunday by YouTuber theindiemachines.

Try as it might, this Roomba can’t shake the cat going for a ride on its back. Our cat would go flying across the room the second this thing moved, but this cat seems happy to have a chauffeur.

Remember the hair dryer-fighting cat? His name is Oskar; he was born without formed eyeballs and thus can’t see. Here’s Oskar when he was 8 weeks old, getting his first toys – balls with bells inside.

Two cats enter, one cat leaves. Or something like that. Watch as these two feline opponents work on their best pro-wrestling moves in the SmackDown ring. Let’s get ready to… awwwwww.

Fred is one smart kitty. One smart douchebag kitty. He figured out how to make the phone stop ringing. Sooner or later he’ll just cut the cord. Of course, he could actually be waiting for a call.

It’s more like Welcome to WTF City, but don’t be a ‘fraidy cat. Some furry friends are here and more than happy to take you on a drive through the glorious metropolis they call home.

A single purpose tumblog that revamps classic album art… with kittens. We can’t decide if we like the Björk or Devo cover best. Though Nevermind is pretty great – that cat isn’t wearing any clothes!

This cat finds itself in a precarious situation and has to do a high-wire crossing through the laundry room. While kitty starts out strong, we’re not calling Cirque du Soleil anytime soon.

Despite the fact that cats can occasionally be trained like dogs, most of the time they’re way too stubborn and self-centered to do the bidding of us humans. There’s a reason you don’t walk cats.

While dogs are pretty good at learning tricks, we’re impressed that any cat will take this much direction. Richie, the kitten seems to thrive on the whole training thing. The secret? Sausage treats.

Here ye, greedy NBA players: don’t think for a minute you couldn’t get replaced by this number one feline draft pick. Looks like all the moves are solid, plus, bonus: payment in Friskies.

Usually our pets are freaked out by the sound of household appliances, but this cat is more than ready to beat the crap out of the invisible foe hiding inside this hair dryer.

Conan O’Brien guides us through the sea of deceiving videos the internet holds and reveals to us the real world’s longest cat, as well as the world’s longest lesbian, though we don’t know why.

Take a break and check out these 40 seconds of funny: watch what happens when a bunch of guys who are waiting for beer get something else instead – a cuddly tuxedo cat. (Thanks Jacob!)

This poor cat seems to be using the only English word it knows in an attempt to tell its owner to get his friend’s daughter away. And yes, stop right there, the Internet knows what you’re thinking.

There is a day when every meme must come to an end. Sadly, that day has arrived for poor Nyan Cat. There’s no pot of gold (or 8 more lives) at the end of this Pop-Tart cat’s rainbow – just a toaster.

We’re usually too busy being distracted by Maru’s tomfoolery to appreciate his silky grey fur and big green eyes. That all changes with this loving, up-close look at the Internet’s favorite feline.