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Beverages

Cheer the F*ck Up Tea

Cheer the F*ck Up Tea
$13  Buy Comment

Stressed out? Grumpy? Depressed for no apparent reason? If life is starting to kick you in the ass, why not try a steamy cup of Cheer the F*ck Up Christmas Tea. This limited edition blend, infused with cinnamon, clove and festive candy bits will soothe the most savage beast.

Tres Papalote Mezcal

Tres Papalote Mezcal
$50  Buy Comment

Sweet, smoky and effortlessly drinkable, Tres Papalote Mezcal is distilled from the wild cupreata agave plant found in a remote Mexican mountainside using a family recipe. Also, if it’s good enough for brand ambassador Cheech Marin, then it’s good enough for us.

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Coloring Book of Booze

Coloring Book of Booze
$6  Buy Comment

Adult coloring books are totally dope, so curl up with some pencils and any kind of mule and bring life to the pages of the Coloring Book of Booze. There are 26 cocktails to color, with recipes included. A great gift for a dinner or housewarming party. (Thanks Mike P!)

Captain Morgan Cannon Blast

Captain Morgan Cannon Blast

Beloved readers, if you want a shot with a citrusy kick and a hint of warmth at the finish, go get yourself the newest libation in the coolest bottle from Captain Morgan – which they’ve just released with an explosive launch (literally).

Switters Iced Coffee

Switters Iced Coffee
$49 3pk. / $69 6pk.  Buy Comment

Who here among us knew that Nashville is the home of the first iced coffee microbrewery? Switters uses locally roasted beans in their specially (not cold brew) brewed, small batch offerings, and bottle in house. We’ll drink to that.

Hockey Fight Puck Bottle Opener

Hockey Fight Puck Bottle Opener
$14  Buy Comment

Hockey players are notorious for spectacular scrums in professional sports. Let’s memorialize it with this bottle opener. Each is made from an authentic standard size hockey puck, and has a magnet to catch your caps. Also, go Hawks.

Hopside Down Beer Glass

Hopside Down Beer Glass
$20  Buy Comment

No you aren’t tipsy, you’re just looking at a clever glass which holds 12 ounces of your favorite beer. Bonus points for being able to enjoy the head instead of bottle swigging like you we usually do. Or, maybe you are plastered.

Jim Beam Kentucky Fire

Jim Beam Kentucky Fire

If you like cinnamon flavored whiskey but feel weird swallowing mouthwash, Jim Beam’s Kentucky Fire is your go-to beverage. It’s a smooth ride that’s built from the bourbon up, so it’s as much fun to sip as it is to enjoy as a shot.

Patrón Shot Glass

Patrón Shot Glass
$16/set of 2  Buy Comment

While we recommend filling these shot glasses made from recycled miniature Patrón bottles with your favorite tequila, we won’t tell anyone if you decide to fill them with Rumple Minze or Jagermeister instead.

Flaviar Spirit Sampler

Flaviar Spirit Sampler
~$40  Buy Comment

Flaviar offers spirit gift packs, each containing 45ml samples of five drinks. You can buy packs separately or subscribe to receive a gift pack every month. Some gift packs are available only to subscribers.

Mini Pop Bottle Opener

Mini Pop Bottle Opener
$48  Buy Comment

Send those cheap plastic bottle openers from the dive bars packing with the substantial, manly looks of this machine crafted stainless steel bottle opener. Plus, it makes your keys look thinner, younger and more handsome.

Icon Whiskey Stones

Icon Whiskey Stones
$14  Buy Comment

Make your whiskey toasts a little more playful with these black polished soapstone cubes. They come in sets of three and are offered in three different designs.You know the drill – just rinse, refreeze and keep on using them.

The Hell With Work Flask

The Hell With Work Flask
$23  Buy Comment

Here’s to all the folks out there who have “Find New Job” at the top of their resolution lists for next year; until you dig up that dream occupation, take a nip every now and then from this three ounce stainless flask. It’ll help.

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.50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener

.50 Caliber Bullet Bottle Opener
$16  Buy Comment

Besides being a stand alone great conversation piece, this fist-sized, demilitarized .50 caliber bullet casing from once fired ammunition is a pretty macho way to crack a cold one open. It’s made of brass and measures 5.25” inches long.

Whiskey Lover Black Set

Whiskey Lover Black Set
$60  Buy Comment

Sipping Penicillins will be even more sophisticated now with the Whisky Lover Black Set. Two smokey black tumblers and six polished soapstone cubes are included. It’s a thoughtful gift for your favorite beverage enthusiast.

Skull Shot Glasses

Skull Shot Glasses
$10/set of 4  Buy Comment

Bucket List item #52: drink out of a skull. Ok, maybe these skull shot glasses aren’t exactly what you were picturing in your mind, but they’re cool, and since they’re sold in sets of four, your friends can join in on the fun too.

Mason Shaker

Mason Shaker
$29  Buy Comment

Inspired by a classic southern icon, Eric Prum and Josh Williams created the Mason Shaker, a charming cocktail shaker that pays homage to past American eras. It holds a hefty 32 ounces, so everyone at the party can enjoy it too.

Cooler Cannon

Cooler Cannon
$200++  Pledge Comment

Invented by Derek Hoy, the Cooler Cannon gently tosses canned drinks up to a distance of 8ft. It comes with a remote control and can carry up to 18 cans at once. We’d tell you its benefits, but bottom line, it makes getting a drink fun.

Case Coolie

Case Coolie
$30  Buy Comment

A layer of neoprene and aluminum PET composite weighing just 2 lbs. means that the Case Coolie will keep a 30 pack of your favorite beverage perfectly chilled for up to 10 hours without the extra weight or mess of ice.

Girl Scout Cookie Creamer

Girl Scout Cookie Creamer

There’s a great debate at the TA offices as to whether one would rather drink Girl Scout cookies everyday with this new Coffeemate product or simply eat them. We place this deliberation in your hands, beloved readers.

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Ibizious Energy Drink

Ibizious Energy Drink

80’s themes, energy drinks, zombies and MJ dance moves. Now that we’ve viewed this video by itinerant party planners Matinee, it’s still unclear what we’re watching, but it may be the greatest thing ever produced. (Thanks Mike!)

Kegzie Beverage Cooler

Kegzie Beverage Cooler
$8  Buy Comment

Tote the world’s tiniest keg around with you and enjoy your root craft beer with the Kegzie beverage cooler. It only looks like metal – it’s really made of insulating foam to keep it cool.

V12 Espresso Machine

V12 Espresso Machine

Will someone buy Espresso Veloce’s insanely large coffee machine made of titanium and magnesium, in a limited edition of 500, with oil filter-shaped coffee filters, exhaust brew drip tubes and matching cups? We think so.

Drinkmaster Hoodie

Drinkmaster Hoodie
$60  Buy Comment

Wear Zane Lamprey’s Drinkmaster Hoodie over to your buddy’s house before hitting the bar; features include a beer koozie pocket, bottle opener zipper, built-in non-slip drinking gloves and flask pocket.

Beertone Reference Guide

Beertone Reference Guide
$39-$59  Buy Comment

Know anyone who likes beer and colors? The 200 shades of the Beertone Reference Guide will begin with bright beers and end with dark ones, and each will have its own picture and description.

Tequila Buffet

Tequila Buffet
$100  Buy Comment

Etsy artist Robert Locke handcrafts these clever liquor platters from chestnut beams salvaged from dismantled Appalachian barns and homes; includes cutting board, salt bowls, paring knife and spoon.

Whisky Advent Calendar

Whisky Advent Calendar
$239  Buy Comment

The Masters of Malt have combined our love of tiny paper doors and booze with their Whisky Advent Calendar. It offers 24 3cl samples of deliciousness, including a 50 year old Scotch. (Thanks Ryan!)

Best Drunk Singing Ever

Best Drunk Singing Ever

What happens when you cross the talents of singer Logan Afyouni with a random drunk dude who insisted she bust her guitar out streetside after her gig? The best drunk singing ever. (Thanks Dan!)

Worm Tequila Salt

Worm Tequila Salt
$15  Buy Comment

Let’s go ahead and raise our next margarita glass to toast the fine gusanos who gave their lives to produce the sal de gusano (aka Worm Tequila Salt) on the rim. Made only of worms, rock salt and chili.

Adult Strawberry Milk

Adult Strawberry Milk

The folks that brought us the libation Adult Chocolate Milk are rolling out a complement to it – Adult Strawberry Milk. Just like its cousin, the new beverage is a ready to drink 40 proof liqueur.

KeyShark Bottle Opener

KeyShark Bottle Opener
$5  Buy Comment

Thumbs up to the discreet, aerospace aluminum Keyshark bottle opener; the tiny, highly engineered tool is lightweight and can open all sorts of microbrews thanks to its shape. (Thanks Bob!)

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