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Beverages

Hockey Fight Puck Bottle Opener

Hockey Fight Puck Bottle Opener

Hockey players are notorious for some of the most spectacular scrums in professional sports. Let’s memorialize it with Buffalo BottleCraft’s bottle opener. Each is made from an authentic standard size hockey puck, and has a magnet to catch your bottle caps.

Cheer the F*ck Up Tea

Cheer the F*ck Up Tea

Stressed out? Grumpy? Depressed for no apparent reason? If life is starting to kick you in the ass, why not try a steamy cup of Cheer the F*ck Up Christmas Tea. This limited edition blend, infused with cinnamon, clove and festive candy bits will soothe the most savage beast.

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Tres Papalote Mezcal

Tres Papalote Mezcal

Sweet, smoky and effortlessly drinkable, Tres Papalote Mezcal is distilled from the wild cupreata agave plant found in a remote Mexican mountainside using a family recipe. Also, if it’s good enough for brand ambassador Cheech Marin, then it’s good enough for us.

Coloring Book of Booze

Coloring Book of Booze

Adult coloring books are totally dope, so curl up with some pencils and any kind of mule and bring life to the pages of the Coloring Book of Booze. There are 26 cocktails to color, with recipes included. A great gift for a dinner or housewarming party. (Thanks Mike P!)

Captain Morgan Cannon Blast

Captain Morgan Cannon Blast

Beloved readers, if you want a shot with a citrusy kick and a hint of warmth at the finish, go get yourself the newest libation in the coolest bottle from Captain Morgan – which they’ve just released with an explosive launch (literally).

Switters Iced Coffee

Switters Iced Coffee

Who here among us knew that Nashville is the home of the first iced coffee microbrewery? Switters uses locally roasted beans in their specially (not cold brew) brewed, small batch offerings, and bottle in house. We’ll drink to that.

Jim Beam Kentucky Fire

Jim Beam Kentucky Fire

If you like cinnamon flavored whiskey but feel weird swallowing mouthwash, Jim Beam’s Kentucky Fire is your go-to beverage. It’s a smooth ride that’s built from the bourbon up, so it’s as much fun to sip as it is to enjoy as a shot.

Flaviar Spirit Sampler

Flaviar Spirit Sampler

Flaviar offers spirit gift packs, each containing 45ml samples of five drinks. You can buy packs separately or subscribe to receive a gift pack every month. Some gift packs are available only to subscribers.

Cooler Cannon

Cooler Cannon

Invented by Derek Hoy, the Cooler Cannon gently tosses canned drinks up to a distance of 8ft. It comes with a remote control and can carry up to 18 cans at once. We’d tell you its benefits, but bottom line, it makes getting a drink fun.

Case Coolie

Case Coolie

A layer of neoprene and aluminum PET composite weighing just 2 lbs. means that the Case Coolie will keep a 30 pack of your favorite beverage perfectly chilled for up to 10 hours without the extra weight or mess of ice.

Girl Scout Cookie Creamer

Girl Scout Cookie Creamer

There’s a great debate at the TA offices as to whether one would rather drink Girl Scout cookies everyday with this new Coffeemate product or simply eat them. We place this deliberation in your hands, beloved readers.

Ibizious Energy Drink

Ibizious Energy Drink

80’s themes, energy drinks, zombies and MJ dance moves. Now that we’ve viewed this video by itinerant party planners Matinee, it’s still unclear what we’re watching, but it may be the greatest thing ever produced. (Thanks Mike!)

Kegzie Beverage Cooler

Kegzie Beverage Cooler

Tote the world’s tiniest keg around with you and enjoy your root craft beer with the Kegzie beverage cooler. It only looks like metal – it’s really made of insulating foam to keep it cool.

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V12 Espresso Machine

V12 Espresso Machine

Will someone buy Espresso Veloce’s insanely large coffee machine made of titanium and magnesium, in a limited edition of 500, with oil filter-shaped coffee filters, exhaust brew drip tubes and matching cups? We think so.

Drinkmaster Hoodie

Drinkmaster Hoodie

Wear Zane Lamprey’s Drinkmaster Hoodie over to your buddy’s house before hitting the bar; features include a beer koozie pocket, bottle opener zipper, built-in non-slip drinking gloves and flask pocket.

Beertone Reference Guide

Beertone Reference Guide

Know anyone who likes beer and colors? The 200 shades of the Beertone Reference Guide will begin with bright beers and end with dark ones, and each will have its own picture and description.

Tequila Buffet

Tequila Buffet

Etsy artist Robert Locke handcrafts these clever liquor platters from chestnut beams salvaged from dismantled Appalachian barns and homes; includes cutting board, salt bowls, paring knife and spoon.

Whisky Advent Calendar

Whisky Advent Calendar

The Masters of Malt have combined our love of tiny paper doors and booze with their Whisky Advent Calendar. It offers 24 3cl samples of deliciousness, including a 50 year old Scotch. (Thanks Ryan!)

Best Drunk Singing Ever

Best Drunk Singing Ever

What happens when you cross the talents of singer Logan Afyouni with a random drunk dude who insisted she bust her guitar out streetside after her gig? The best drunk singing ever. (Thanks Dan!)

Worm Tequila Salt

Worm Tequila Salt

Let’s go ahead and raise our next margarita glass to toast the fine gusanos who gave their lives to produce the sal de gusano (aka Worm Tequila Salt) on the rim. Made only of worms, rock salt and chili.

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Adult Strawberry Milk

Adult Strawberry Milk

The folks that brought us the libation Adult Chocolate Milk are rolling out a complement to it – Adult Strawberry Milk. Just like its cousin, the new beverage is a ready to drink 40 proof liqueur.

KeyShark Bottle Opener

KeyShark Bottle Opener

Thumbs up to the discreet, aerospace aluminum Keyshark bottle opener; the tiny, highly engineered tool is lightweight and can open all sorts of microbrews thanks to its shape. (Thanks Bob!)

Mini Halligan Bottle Opener

Mini Halligan Bottle Opener

You probably won’t be able to pry a door open with it, but you’ll easily pop some bottles with this Mini Halligan Bottle opener, a smaller version of the versatile tool used by firemen. (Thanks Andrew!)

Engraved Flasks

Engraved Flasks

Izola’s stainless steel flasks would make a fun gift; they’re offered in three or five ounce size, and are engraved with a variety of amusing little drinking expressions to suit their keepers.

OPMOD Battle Mug

OPMOD Battle Mug

Add some much needed badassery to your morning with the OPMOD Battle Mug, a 24 oz. cup with three Mil-Spec 1913 scope rails that can hold your favorite scope, sight or other tactical gear.

Hard Luck Candy Vodka

Hard Luck Candy Vodka

Get your liquor and sugar fix all rolled into one thanks to Hard Luck Candy Flavored Vodka; they offer four favorite old fashioned sweets in a drinkable adult form. (Thanks Thomas!)

Caffeine/Chocolate Milk Straws

Caffeine/Chocolate Milk Straws

If you need some percolating and don’t care for coffee, ThinkGeek’s Caffeinated Chocolate Milk Straws have about 2.5 energy drinks worth of caffeine per straw; add milk and feel the power.

Southern Comfort Fiery Pepper

Southern Comfort Fiery Pepper

Southern Comfort’s Fiery Pepper, which blends the ubiquitous liquor with Tabasco chilies and other natural pepper flavors, should aid in keeping your consumption hot without blowing your head off.

Cuptea

Cuptea

Lee Seo-jin’s Earth-friendly Cuptea design is a lovely marriage of disposable cup and teabag. The flat kit converts into a beautiful hexagon for flower tea and an octagonal shape for leaf tea.

Original Moonshine Liquor

Original Moonshine Liquor

Stillhouse’s Original Moonshine 80 proof corn whiskey is charcoal-filtered and distilled 4 times in a Prohibition-era copper pot still, the same process they used in the good old days. Tastes great, too.

Drinks By the Dram

Drinks By the Dram

Online spirits retailer Master of Malt is offering Drinks by the Dram samples in simple, stylish packaging; customers can purchase 3cl samples of whisky at the fraction of the price of a whole bottle.

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