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Sweet Baby Jesus Beer

Sweet Baby Jesus Beer

We haven’t had a chance to taste this chocolate peanut butter Porter from DuClaw Brewing Co., but they pulled us in with what could be the best microbrew name ever. Though we’re not sure if they named it for Ricky Bobby or Kanye.

Amphibious Beer Delivery Vehicle

Amphibious Beer Delivery Vehicle
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This R/C four-wheeler can go from land to pool, delivering up to four bottles or cans of your favorite beverage to its intended recipients. Once in the pool, its cannon can blast a stream of water at your pals too.

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Growler City Bike

Growler City Bike

Industrial designer Joey Ruiter conceived this fat-wheeled urban bike with a special holder built in for carrying around a 1/2 gallon growler filled with his favorite beer instead of a water bottle. Hydration is overrated anyhow.

The Edison Beer Bottle

The Edison Beer Bottle

For a promo stunt, Beck’s hired creative agency Shine and effects firm Gyro Constructivists to build a record player based on Edison’s original phonograph, but using a specially inscribed beer bottle in place of a wax cylinder.

Iron Maiden Trooper Ale

Iron Maiden Trooper Ale

Put them in the iron maiden! (Excellent!) Execute them! (Bogus!) This new British ale created in collaboration with Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickenson will only help to further you on your excellent adventure.

The Chillsner

The Chillsner
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Say goodbye to warm beer with these freezable aluminum rods you can actually drink through. Just keep ’em in the freezer, take a sip to make room, then pop one into a bottle of brew to keep it nice and frosty cold.

Many Ways to Open a Beer

Many Ways to Open a Beer

Sure, you could go with one of the 1,000 bottle openers on Kickstarter, or you could get creative with the way you open your brew. Clip Nation compiled some of the better ways to pop open a cold one. Also, screw-off bottle caps.

Northstar Brew Master Fridge

Northstar Brew Master Fridge

The beer lovers’ fridge. Elvira Stoveworks’ Northstar refrigerators not only have a cool 1950s design, they can also be equipped with a draft system, including a beer tap, a CO2 cylinder and a keg. Beer sold separately.

Bottoms Up Beer Dispenser

Bottoms Up Beer Dispenser

The ultimate lazy accessory for your Lazy Boy, the Bottoms Up beer dispenser fills cups of beer not only from the comfort of your recliner, but from the bottom of the cup – just because it likes to show off.

Beertone Reference Guide

Beertone Reference Guide
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Know anyone who likes beer and colors? The 200 shades of the Beertone Reference Guide will begin with bright beers and end with dark ones, and each will have its own picture and description.

Beck’s Sapphire Beer

Beck’s Sapphire Beer

Beck’s high-end pilsner packs an above-average 6% alcohol content, and is made with aromatic German Saphir hops for a smooth, but peppery taste. Served in a striking black glass bottle.

Enjoi Beer Hunter Jacket

Enjoi Beer Hunter Jacket
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This jacket should be called Beer Smuggler, because that’s what it does. It has insulated inner pockets that lets the wearer hide drinks and keep them cool. Its zipper doubles as a bottle opener.

Big Rock Beer: Poker Face

Big Rock Beer: Poker Face

(NSFW) Despite the introduction, this isn’t an ad for a dental product. It’s actually a commercial for Big Rock Beer. Let’s just say this dude is a man of his words. His stupid, stupid words.

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Wooden Beer Tote

Wooden Beer Tote
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Throw out that crummy cardboard box and arrive in style with this wooden bottle carrier, handmade by David and Christopher Steinrueck from salvaged redwood, and a galvanized steel handle.

Human Can Opener

Human Can Opener

We’ve featured a lot of bottle openers, but this man doesn’t need any of those to drink beer. First of all, he drinks from a can and second… just watch. Don’t even think about trying this.

Giant Fist Koozie

Giant Fist Koozie
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Foam fingers say “we’re number two.” Be number one at the next ballgame with this giant fist of doom, perfect for holding onto your cold brew and issuing non-lethal beat-downs.

KeyShark Bottle Opener

KeyShark Bottle Opener
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Thumbs up to the discreet, aerospace aluminum Keyshark bottle opener; the tiny, highly engineered tool is lightweight and can open all sorts of microbrews thanks to its shape. (Thanks Bob!)

Bottle Opener Magazine Ad

Bottle Opener Magazine Ad

Ad agency Duval Guillaume Modem designed this foldable print advertisement for Carlsberg beer, which converts into a usable bottle opener. While not perfect, it certainly beats using our teeth.

What’s This? A Beer?

What’s This? A Beer?

(NSFW) Using Danny Elfman’s lively tune from The Nightmare Before Christmas was a good call on director Stephen Sotor’s part for this funny parody. It really captured the magic of our first drink.

Churchkey Flat Top Pilsner

Churchkey Flat Top Pilsner

Back in the day, beer cans didn’t have pop-tops and real men had to open their beers with a pointy opener called a “church key” (or a screwdriver if desperate.) Get ready for a blast from the past.

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Scorzie

Scorzie
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The Scorzie is a drink cozy that has built-in Home and Away score rings that go up to 21, perfect for scoring beer pong games. It could also be what Martin Scorsese’s closest friends call him.

Chainsaw Bottle Opener

Chainsaw Bottle Opener

There are lots of ways to open a bottle of beer, but you have to hand it to this guy for his ability to cleanly pop open a cold brew with just a bit more equipment than is necessary.

Dogfish Head Mini Beer Infuser

Dogfish Head Mini Beer Infuser
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A miniature version of Dogfish Head’s beer infuser, the Randall Jr. lets you make a glass of flavored beer anytime you want. Place the ingredients inside, pour beer then refrigerate for 10 minutes.

Mini Halligan Bottle Opener

Mini Halligan Bottle Opener
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You probably won’t be able to pry a door open with it, but you’ll easily pop some bottles with this Mini Halligan Bottle opener, a smaller version of the versatile tool used by firemen. (Thanks Andrew!)

The Beer Tool

The Beer Tool
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Pop open a cold brew in second most manly way possible, with The Beer Tool. Each one starts out as a basic open-ended wrench, modified to perfectly open bottles, while looking good in your toolbox.

Men Say No to Wine

Men Say No to Wine

This ad for New Zealand’s DB Export Dry beer recalls a time where men had all but given up on beer, forced into sipping wine instead. Perfectly captures the era – especially the hairdos.

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