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How to Open Beer Bottles

How to Open Beer Bottles

While they may not have the manual dexterity of this guy, we’re still impressed with the ingenuity these guys show with their multi-bottle opener rig. A few bottles still have their caps, but apparently they just landed that way.

Northstar Brew Master Fridge

Northstar Brew Master Fridge

The beer lovers’ fridge. Elvira Stoveworks’ Northstar refrigerators not only have a cool 1950s design, they can also be equipped with a draft system, including a beer tap, a CO2 cylinder and a keg. Beer sold separately.

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Bottoms Up Beer Dispenser

Bottoms Up Beer Dispenser

The ultimate lazy accessory for your Lazy Boy, the Bottoms Up beer dispenser fills cups of beer not only from the comfort of your recliner, but from the bottom of the cup – just because it likes to show off.

Beertone Reference Guide

Beertone Reference Guide
$39-$59  Buy Comment

Know anyone who likes beer and colors? The 200 shades of the Beertone Reference Guide will begin with bright beers and end with dark ones, and each will have its own picture and description.

Beck’s Sapphire Beer

Beck’s Sapphire Beer

Beck’s high-end pilsner packs an above-average 6% alcohol content, and is made with aromatic German Saphir hops for a smooth, but peppery taste. Served in a striking black glass bottle.

Enjoi Beer Hunter Jacket

Enjoi Beer Hunter Jacket
$105  Buy Comment

This jacket should be called Beer Smuggler, because that’s what it does. It has insulated inner pockets that lets the wearer hide drinks and keep them cool. Its zipper doubles as a bottle opener.

Big Rock Beer: Poker Face

Big Rock Beer: Poker Face

(NSFW) Despite the introduction, this isn’t an ad for a dental product. It’s actually a commercial for Big Rock Beer. Let’s just say this dude is a man of his words. His stupid, stupid words.

Wooden Beer Tote

Wooden Beer Tote
$32  Buy Comment

Throw out that crummy cardboard box and arrive in style with this wooden bottle carrier, handmade by David and Christopher Steinrueck from salvaged redwood, and a galvanized steel handle.

Human Can Opener

Human Can Opener

We’ve featured a lot of bottle openers, but this man doesn’t need any of those to drink beer. First of all, he drinks from a can and second… just watch. Don’t even think about trying this.

Giant Fist Koozie

Giant Fist Koozie
$15  Buy Comment

Foam fingers say “we’re number two.” Be number one at the next ballgame with this giant fist of doom, perfect for holding onto your cold brew and issuing non-lethal beat-downs.

Carlton Draught: Beer Chase

Carlton Draught: Beer Chase

Four dumb robbers walk into a bar filled with policemen. Naturally, a chase ensues, with all the stunts and antics we’ve seen in movies. Except this time no one’s willing to let go of their beer.

KeyShark Bottle Opener

KeyShark Bottle Opener
$5  Buy Comment

Thumbs up to the discreet, aerospace aluminum Keyshark bottle opener; the tiny, highly engineered tool is lightweight and can open all sorts of microbrews thanks to its shape. (Thanks Bob!)

Double-Ended Beer

Double-Ended Beer

The latest user-submitted concept for Australia’s Hahn Beer envisions an ingenious beer can that can be opened from either end. The bottle version, however, leaves a little to be desired.

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Square Beer

Square Beer

Hahn Australia explores a customer’s suggestion to do away with round beer bottles, and go with square ones. Imagine the possibility of building massive LEGO-like structures from your empties.

Bottle Opener Magazine Ad

Bottle Opener Magazine Ad

Ad agency Duval Guillaume Modem designed this foldable print advertisement for Carlsberg beer, which converts into a usable bottle opener. While not perfect, it certainly beats using our teeth.

What’s This? A Beer?

What’s This? A Beer?

(NSFW) Using Danny Elfman’s lively tune from The Nightmare Before Christmas was a good call on director Stephen Sotor’s part for this funny parody. It really captured the magic of our first drink.

Churchkey Flat Top Pilsner

Churchkey Flat Top Pilsner

Back in the day, beer cans didn’t have pop-tops and real men had to open their beers with a pointy opener called a “church key” (or a screwdriver if desperate.) Get ready for a blast from the past.

Scorzie

Scorzie
$13  Buy Comment

The Scorzie is a drink cozy that has built-in Home and Away score rings that go up to 21, perfect for scoring beer pong games. It could also be what Martin Scorsese’s closest friends call him.

Chainsaw Bottle Opener

Chainsaw Bottle Opener

There are lots of ways to open a bottle of beer, but you have to hand it to this guy for his ability to cleanly pop open a cold brew with just a bit more equipment than is necessary.

Dogfish Head Mini Beer Infuser

Dogfish Head Mini Beer Infuser
$20  Buy Comment

A miniature version of Dogfish Head’s beer infuser, the Randall Jr. lets you make a glass of flavored beer anytime you want. Place the ingredients inside, pour beer then refrigerate for 10 minutes.

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Mini Halligan Bottle Opener

Mini Halligan Bottle Opener
$15  Buy Comment

You probably won’t be able to pry a door open with it, but you’ll easily pop some bottles with this Mini Halligan Bottle opener, a smaller version of the versatile tool used by firemen. (Thanks Andrew!)

The Beer Tool

The Beer Tool
$8-$13  Buy Comment

Pop open a cold brew in second most manly way possible, with The Beer Tool. Each one starts out as a basic open-ended wrench, modified to perfectly open bottles, while looking good in your toolbox.

Spill-Proof Beer

Spill-Proof Beer

You know the feeling – some self-absorbed jerk smacks into you at the bar, spilling your precious brew down the front of your shirt, so you smell like stale beer. Hahn Beer has the solution.

Men Say No to Wine

Men Say No to Wine

This ad for New Zealand’s DB Export Dry beer recalls a time where men had all but given up on beer, forced into sipping wine instead. Perfectly captures the era – especially the hairdos.

Rogue Voodoo Bacon Maple Ale

Rogue Voodoo Bacon Maple Ale
$13  Buy Comment

Combining the flavors of Voodoo Doughnut’s bacon and maple fried pastry with an ale seems like either the best or worst idea in the history of brewing, depending on your perspective.

One Second, One Beer

One Second, One Beer

We don’t know about you guys, but we prefer to savor our beer when we drink. But this strange character at a Japanese bar gulps down an entire mug of the cold, frosty stuff in one second flat.

Duff Beer 24-Can Pack

Duff Beer 24-Can Pack
~$39  Buy Comment

You don’t have to take a trip to Moe’s or to Apu’s Kwik-E-Mart to score some of Homer’s favorite beer. You can have this pack delivered to your doorstep, straight from Springfield Germany.

Black Market Goods Beer Bottles

Black Market Goods Beer Bottles

These beer bottles are the bomb, literally. Too bad Marco Manansala’s BMG-10 Black Market Goods beer bottles are still only a concept. A brewery needs to pick up on this idea and license it – now.

Summit Beer Froster

Summit Beer Froster
$549+  Buy Comment

Keep your beer at the perfect frosty temperature, 24 degrees Fahrenheit, using one of these specially-designed Beer Froster fridges, designed to maintain your brew at the optimal temperature.

On-Ice Beer Dispenser

On-Ice Beer Dispenser
$45  Buy Comment

The On-Ice Dispenser keeps your favorite drink accessible and cool without being diluted by the ice, which is isolated in the interior chamber. Has a maximum capacity of 80 oz.

Alpina Beer Bar (and Grill)

Alpina Beer Bar (and Grill)
$11,000+  Buy Comment

Kick the keg to the curb and upgrade your outdoor parties with this stainless steel beer tap, powered by compressed CO2. Fully equipped, it can grill brats and burgers to go with your brewskies.

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