THE BEST Beer

No beer lover would be content with just one sip of his favorite drink. Unless they’re served a Snake Venom. Made by Brewmeister, the beer is 65.7% alcohol by volume. It’s so strong that you should only drink 35ml of it at a time.

Like most ads today, the folks in beer commercials don’t really behave like the people who drink their product. Cracked knows what’s up, and then turns it up another notch by reminding us that beer is really just fungus poop.

A personal draft beer dispenser designed by Marc Newson. The Sub chills beer to 2ºC and uses an easy to install 2L beer container called a Torp. You’ll be able to choose from a variety of brands and have a Torp delivered to your home.

Not only does the MiiR Growler keep up to 64 oz. of brew cold for up to 24 hours, every growler purchased provides one person in need with clean drinking water through sustainable water projects. Has a threadless lid for quick access.

A group of naughty, but awfully generous buddies connected all the plumbing in their friend’s house to kegs of beer. Skip to 2:00 to see many a man’s dream come true. This is probably a viral ad, but whatever. Beer!

For about the same price as a koozie, the BottleCamo will keep your beer bottle 40% colder, thanks to its neoprene inner lining. The stainless steel case also protects and almost completely hides the bottle.

Made by the self-aware Pretentious Beer Glass Company, this 12oz. cylinder has two separate chambers that merge into one near the lip, making it easy to mix different beers or any other drink. Also available as a set.

While we fully admit we haven’t yet tasted Birra Spalmabile – a buttery spread made with full-bodied beer, it sounds intriguing enough that it’s at least worthy of a mention. Though we’re not sure you’ll get a buzz from your toast.

Hikers can take a liquid load off with powdered concentrates from Pat’s Backcountry Beverages. Use their custom designed carbonator with the powder to make a tasty soda or beer on the trail. Still no word on powdered toast yet.

Beck’s encourages independent artists to create beer labels which express their own unique style and perspective. The 2013 series includes works from Kid Cudi, Marc Eckō, Willis Earl Beal, The Date Farmers, TM Sisters, and William Hundley.

By combining American hops, Scottish malt and cold-extracted Guatemalan coffee, Surly Brewing Company may have just invented beer that cures its own hangovers. Ok, we made that last part up, but the caffeine certainly couldn’t hurt.

We haven’t had a chance to taste this chocolate peanut butter Porter from DuClaw Brewing Co., but they pulled us in with what could be the best microbrew name ever. Though we’re not sure if they named it for Ricky Bobby or Kanye.

Industrial designer Joey Ruiter conceived this fat-wheeled urban bike with a special holder built in for carrying around a 1/2 gallon growler filled with his favorite beer instead of a water bottle. Hydration is overrated anyhow.

For a promo stunt, Beck’s hired creative agency Shine and effects firm Gyro Constructivists to build a record player based on Edison’s original phonograph, but using a specially inscribed beer bottle in place of a wax cylinder.

Put them in the iron maiden! (Excellent!) Execute them! (Bogus!) This new British ale created in collaboration with Iron Maiden frontman Bruce Dickenson will only help to further you on your excellent adventure.

Say goodbye to warm beer with these freezable aluminum rods you can actually drink through. Just keep ’em in the freezer, take a sip to make room, then pop one into a bottle of brew to keep it nice and frosty cold.

Sure, you could go with one of the 1,000 bottle openers on Kickstarter, or you could get creative with the way you open your brew. Clip Nation compiled some of the better ways to pop open a cold one. Also, screw-off bottle caps.

The beer lovers’ fridge. Elvira Stoveworks’ Northstar refrigerators not only have a cool 1950s design, they can also be equipped with a draft system, including a beer tap, a CO2 cylinder and a keg. Beer sold separately.

The ultimate lazy accessory for your Lazy Boy, the Bottoms Up beer dispenser fills cups of beer not only from the comfort of your recliner, but from the bottom of the cup – just because it likes to show off.

Know anyone who likes beer and colors? The 200 shades of the Beertone Reference Guide will begin with bright beers and end with dark ones, and each will have its own picture and description.

Beck’s high-end pilsner packs an above-average 6% alcohol content, and is made with aromatic German Saphir hops for a smooth, but peppery taste. Served in a striking black glass bottle.

This jacket should be called Beer Smuggler, because that’s what it does. It has insulated inner pockets that lets the wearer hide drinks and keep them cool. Its zipper doubles as a bottle opener.

(NSFW) Despite the introduction, this isn’t an ad for a dental product. It’s actually a commercial for Big Rock Beer. Let’s just say this dude is a man of his words. His stupid, stupid words.

Throw out that crummy cardboard box and arrive in style with this wooden bottle carrier, handmade by David and Christopher Steinrueck from salvaged redwood, and a galvanized steel handle.