Awesome Bath

Don’t you hate when the bar of soap slips out of your hand and onto the shower floor? Tetra Soap fixes that with a unique shape that fits securely in your hand. Its sculptural tetrapod shape won’t slip out of your grip, and each one is handmade from natural ingredients. Available in myrrh and frankincense formulas.

Enjoy a refreshing bath or shower with Juniper Ridge’s all-purpose liquid soap that evokes the aromas of a serene and green forest. Its scents include spicy resin, fresh evergreen needles, and crisp mountain air. Made with 100% plant-based ingredients, free of nasty chemicals, and packed in a recyclable bioplastic sugarcane bottle.

LEGO artist TonyFlow76 shows off a playful scene featuring a man taking a bath. As he turns the crank, the guy scrubs his back, colorful “water” ripples and pours from the faucets. The design was inspired by this wooden automaton by Paul Spooner. If you’d love to see an official kit, show your support for the design on LEGO Ideas.

We’re not sure you’ll smell particularly clean after bathing with these gels that smell like whisky, ale, prosecco, gin and tonic, or vodka and coke, but you’re bound to be less sticky than you would have been had you spilled actual booze on yourself.

While the commercials for Old Spice Hydro Wash make us laugh, the product itself is serious stuff. We tested three of the scents, and they not only kept us smelling great all day, but our skin felt soft and smooth. We’re saying goodbye to separate shower gel and body lotion for good.

Whistler’s bath products defy convention, replacing the nasty chemicals found in many brands with naturally-derived bases and aromatic botanicals. The campfire and cut grass scent is sublime. First 500 Awesomer readers to redeem get a free sample of All Over Wash.

A bundle containing three 4.25oz glow-in-the-dark soaps. The Uranium soap glows green, the Plutonium soap glows blue and the Fallout Shelter sign soap glows white. They come in a gift-ready packaging.

Naturists and naturalists alike can keep it wild and free (and friends close) by destinkifying with all natural soaps from Sasquatch. Outdoorsy scents include Pine Tar and Cedar Citrus. Use them on your mighty beard, too. (Thanks Paul!)

Do you like spending a lot of money on bathtubs and relaxing in a hammock? You do? Then check out the curvy, limited edition Vessel from Splinter Works – it’s made of carbon fiber and is big enough for two. (Thanks G!)

A line of toiletries from Great Face & Body, a shop based in – you guessed it – New Mexico. They have bath salts, body scrubs and even a gift set that comes in a Los Pollos Hermanos bucket.

With macho aromas like Beer and Log Cabin, Adam Anderson’s handcrafted Mansoaps are an easy gift. We’re patiently waiting for Post Football Practice and Dirty Socks to be added to the repertoire.

These jaw-droppingly gorgeous tubs from yacht-builder Alegna are crafted from dramatic natural woods, and sealed with a special water-resistant varnish to keep them looking this good for years.

(NSFW: Nudity) Dornbracht and Meiré and Meiré collaborated on this luxurious and indulgent shower that lets you lie down while you get massaged by six adjustable water jets.

Made with “electrolytes, caffeine, and punching”, this officially licensed soap is based on original assets from this organization that doesn’t exist and which we’re not even talking about.

Measuring 4.6″x2.5″x1.6″, Duke Cannon’s manly Big Ass Brick of Soap is probably larger than your smartphone. We have to wonder if they hired Duke Nukem to write their marketing copy, though.

If you can’t get enough of the luxury automobile trim, take a bath in the Corcel No. 1. The carbon fiber bathtub is extremely durable, lightweight and resistant to chemicals and harsh temperatures.

Clean up your act with element number 92, Uranium. This periodic table-inspired soap bar not only teaches you a science lesson, but it emits a “radioactive” glow when the lights go down.

This Han Solo frozen in carbonite soap the best bar of soap, ever. Each handmade bar is detailed with a tiny Harrison Ford trapped inside a block of olive oil, shea butter, aloe vera and metallic pigments.