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Awesome Archie Mcphee

Butter, Brisket, and Caesar Salad Candy Canes

Butter, Brisket, and Caesar Salad Candy Canes
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Purveyor of weird, wild, and wonderful objects Archie McPhee expands its already bizarre collection of candy canes with three new flavors. First up is sweet, creamy butter, followed by smokey beef brisket, and a savory caesar salad, complete with a hint of anchovies. We don’t mean to yuck anyone’s yum, but we’ll pass.

Emotional Support Chicken

Emotional Support Chicken
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Are you having a tough day… or a tough life? You could use some emotional support. Archie McPhee’s soft vinyl rubber chicken is here for you to lean on. And when you give him a squeeze, he’ll squawk to show his support. And if you’re feeling really edgy, consider grabbing a Stress Possum while you’re at it.

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Office Possum

Office Possum
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Tired of people wandering into your cubicle and swiping your office supplies? Put a stop to that with Archie McPhee’s Office Possum. With its beady little eyes, gnashing teeth, and tendency to hang out in trash cans, it’s sure to deter anyone who dares to cross the threshold into your personal space.

Stress Tardigrade

Stress Tardigrade

Rid yourself of the tensions and pressures of life with this extra squishy foam stress relief toy from Archie McPhee. Based on the nearly indestructible microscopic organism, it’s designed to absorb all of your anxiety, then scatter it into the ether as it slowly recovers to its original form.

Rubber Chicken Car Shade

Rubber Chicken Car Shade
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Keep your car cool, and make it look cool at the same time with Archie McPhee’s very special dashboard sunshade. Yep, it makes your car look like it’s filled with an army of rubber chickens. And if kitties are more your speed, they’ve got you covered too.

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