Awesome Aliens

(NSFW: Language) Austin’s Old Murder House Theatre performs classic scenes from the Alien movies – while wearing ice skates. Finally, a reason to return to the theater. More scenes here.

Phil Jones has got the right idea here, reinterpreting the beloved Reeses Pieces-eating alien in a more youthful, modern form on this tee, available today only (5/7/11) at TeeFury.

(NSFW: Language) Colin Nissan’s Passive-Aggressive Alien Attack is an amusing look at hostile extraterrestrial moves – the kind that make you feel terrible about yourself. (Thanks RG!)

(NSFW: Language) What happens when you take Aliens and mash it up with TRON? A little bit of awesome. It’s just one of the many movies TRON-itized for this year’s Butt-Numb-A-Thon.

A while back we spotted Lasse Klein’s awesome Alien Abduction lamp, but it was only a concept at the time. Now you can get your hands on one for yourself, just in time for the big holiday invasion.

A simple game for Windows by Nicolai Troshinsky. Use the mouse to keep the UFO in your camera’s sights for as long as you can. No word if the aliens have lasers. Download it for free at GameJolt.

Out 10/26, the Blu-ray box set includes all four Alien films in HD, with 60 hours of bonus features and 12,000 still images. The limited-edition egg version might be worth the extra dough.

This indie from Japan has massive sword fights, space aliens with big pointy teeth, dayglo magenta blood spurts and cheesy Japanese-to-English subtitled dialogue. What’s not to like?

Check out all the security cameras and get a little taste of the bugged out terror that’s to come in this teaser for Paranormal Activity 2, due out in October in the US. Tod Williams directs.

All of the camerawork, editing, effects and sound for this Alien versus Predator fan-flick were done by one man, Alex A. Popov. The amazing part: The entire 22-minute film cost about $500 to shoot.

Here’s a humorous guide that tells you how to handle things if you ever meet up with the aliens first. Tips like “bring your own pen” and “try to get dropped off in the nearest major city” should help.

If you felt that Aliens vs. Predator was a disappointment, Giant Hamburger’s epic Alien Vs. Pooh makes up for it with plenty of face hugging, chest bursting fun in Hundred Acre Wood.

If you liked last week’s teaser, watch the full trailer for Predators above; the reboot of the franchise spreads the death amongst multiple characters as opposed to focusing on just one.

It’s a good thing that E.T. crash-landed on Earth before the X-Games came into vogue; this Extreme Terrestrial t-shirt has aliens everywhere flipping out over their extreme treatment.

Arnold won’t be back for Predators, the long-overdue sequel for the franchise, but catch a sneak peak of the movie here; in theaters 7/10/10, it introduces new super-Predators.

Show your coworkers who’s boss with this Alien 18″ Figure (22″ when upright); it not only includes an extendable inner mouth, but everything from the neck to the tail articulates.

Stay a-head of the Overwatch with this 1:4 scale Headcrab Plush; measuring only 6″ it can only wrap its claws around tiny noggins, but at least you’ll only need a tiny crowbar to kill it.

It’s a pity this District 9 Arc Generator is sold out, because we’d love to get our hands/claws/whatever on it; the full-size movie replica is limited to 200 pieces (may require alien DNA).

This Close Combat Techniques trailer shows there’s a lot more to getting up close and personal in Aliens vs. Predator; each of the three species has their own attacks, blocks, and kills.

If you thought Aliens vs. Predator’s Survival Mode was intense, this Infestation Mode trailer is filled with spine-tingling, chest-bursting mayhem as aliens “convert” marines into allies.

Aliens vs. Predator fulfills its promises of fame and gory with its 4-player co-op Survival Mode; you’ll play as Marines defending against waves of aliens, with 2 maps included + 2 DLC maps.

Take a trip down acid-spit-covered memory lane with this Heritage Developer Diary for Aliens vs. Predator; it discusses how the new game expands on the original 1999 classic.

Already a best seller in Japan, Decimation X is now available on XBLA; essentially space invaders on steroids, the 2D shooter offers custom soundtracks and 2-4 player co-op modes.