Adhd

(PG-13 Language) ADHD envisions the origin story of Mario as if it were Goodfellas, and our favorite video game plumber were portrayed by Joe Pesci. Am I here to f**kin’ amuse you? Yes, Mario. Yes, you are.

Everyone seems to want more and more followers on their social media accounts these days, but this animated short looks at the dark underbelly of having your entire world on display. A surprisingly charming and thoughtful clip from the usually bonkers FoxADHD.

(Warning: Ridiculously Loud) Goku of Dragon Ball Z is pretty hardcore. The folks at FOX ADHD show us just how badass of a warrior he is as he fixes a sandwich the only way he knows how – Super Saiyan style.

When Arnold said “I’ll be back,” he didn’t ever say where he was going, or how long he’d be gone. ADHD sets the record straight on where this T-800 went when he went off screen. Terminatin’ is exhausting business after all.

(PG-13) ADHD steals a page from Schoolhouse Rock, and educates us on what the NSA really does with all of their high-tech surveillance equipment. Next time you embrace your fetishes online, keep this little ditty in mind.

A promising new animated show headed to Fox ADHD, Golan the Insatiable follows the story of a little goth girl who conjures and then befriends an angry monster, and team up to wreak havoc on the suburbs. Premieres 5/31 at 9:30pm (PT).

(PG-13 Language) We all know that Mario is supposed to be a plumber, but we’ve never seen him fix a toilet. Thanks to ADHD, we now know would it be like if a real world plumber got dropped into the Mushroom Kingdom.

The citizens of Westeros are replaced by the tiny blue residents of the Smurf Village, but that’s about the only thing that’s different in this reimagining of Game of Thrones from the warped minds of ADHD. Smurfing is coming.

(NSFW: Language) Pinky and the Brain were a couple of lab mice who found themselves involved in a variety of madcap antics. But when you really think about it, they probably lived pretty miserable lives. Thanks, ADHD. NARF!

ADHD presents the ultimate movie-inspired bucket list, tallying up a variety of scenes that play out on the big screen that might be fun to do in real life – though many of them would probably end up doing you in.

(NSFW: Language) There’s no case to big, no case to small for ADHD, who digs up the dirt on Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers, exploring the true nature of these nasty little crime-solving vermin. Ch-Ch-Ch-Chip and fail.

You might think that the theme music from Super Mario World is devoid of lyrics, but you’d be wrong. At least if the guys at ADHD are to believed, T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas – better known as Yoshi – sang the disgruntled lyrics.

(NSFW: Language) Duuuudes! Bros! Let’s get sh*tfaced and ride on the drunk bus and partaaaay! This hilariously weird clip from FoxADHD shows us what happens when we let our party buses party too much.

Some have questioned whether or not Ben Affleck can pull off playing Batman, but the franchise has a pretty long history of odd casting choices. Remember Val Kilmer? FoxADHD gazes into its crystal ball to find the bats of tomorrow.

FoxADHD continues to absolutely annihilate all remnants of youthful innocence, this time destroying our joyful image of Spongebob Squarepants, Patrick, Squidward, and all of the hopelessly irradiated denizens of Bikini Bottom.

(NSFW: Language) FoxADHD does for classic children’s stories and movies what it did for superheroes, taking any sense of wonder and magic and crushing it like a bug with its putrid guts splattering from beneath your shoe.

(NSFW: Language) They’re the modern stone age family! Er, maybe not so much if you applied the realistic boundaries of science and anthropology to Fred and all his prehistoric pals. All we can say is thank goodness for evolution.

(NSFW) Animation Domination HD takes on an easy target. Here are the questions that millions of gamers have asked at least once, in song form. If anything Pokémon should be catching and pitting us against each other.

(NSFW: Language) Animation Domination HD once again uses the power of facts to ruin a good myth. We should be glad that Santa isn’t real, but more importantly, we should help the people who actually make our gifts.

(NSFW) As previous episodes have indicated, a scientifically accurate version of anthropomorphic animal characters is always bad news. Combine that with freaky duck facts are and our childhood is really ruined.

(NSFW: Language) Ryu has some moves that take a ridiculously long time to build up, but ADHD’s very special “ultra” move requires more patience than the average game player has. What’s the button sequence for this one?

(NSFW) A scientifically accurate Spider-Man is no superhero. Being an actual Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle isn’t much better either. At least it has its perks, though they don’t have anything to do with fighting crime.

(NSFW: Language) ADHD waxes nostalgic about the 1980s and 1990s in this pixelated animation which longs for a kinder gentler time, before we had to grow up and be adults. Oh, who are we kidding? We still play video games every day.

(NSFW) It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Stan Lee and Steve Ditko never intended Spidey to be realistic. Animation Domination High-Def (ADHD) shows us just how right that decision was.