NosTeraFuTV confirms our suspicions: The assassins are insanely annoying in real life. Their games might as well be called Troll’s Creed. Props to the victims for being such good sports.

Ubisoft shows off the AnvilNext game engine, which was used to make Assassins Creed III. It’s capable of rendering up to 2000 characters onscreen at once, as well as dynamic weather and worlds.

While old man Ezio is preparing to close out his trilogy with a bang, his younger version jumps on the fighting game crossover bandwagon, joining the weapon-based warriors of Soul Calibur V.

Like father, like son: Ezio’s dad Giovanni gets real blood on his hands with Assassin’s Creed: Lineage, a series of three live-action short films that’ll be released on YouTube starting 10/27.

Ezio may be raking in the dough this Fall, but Altair will be scoring candy on Halloween: this Assassin’s Creed gear is pricey but realistic, including the ultra-sweet extension knife.

The developers dish the dirt on Ezio, Assassin’s Creed II’s new troubled protagonist and eagle-eyed super assassin; dude’s got issues, but you would too if you lived his life.

Most collector’s editions are so-so, but the UK and Australia-only Black Edition of Assassin’s Creed 2 includes a kickass Ezio figurine, 64-page artbook and full game soundtrack.

Masked Venetian revelers are perfect cover in this lush cinematic trailer for Assassin’s Creed 2; it’s basically a Renaissance version of the first one, this time packing hidden guns.

Corridor Digital hypes up the impending release of Assassins Creed 3 with a short film starring new hero Connor. The acting here is quite atrocious, but the ending more than makes up for it.

The Ubisoft crew still do their ridiculous hoodie gimmick, but they also share a lot of juicy details about Assassins Creed: Brotherhood, like the ability to summon your customized assassins.

The guys from That Works are knee-deep in other projects, so they’re sharing the video spotlight with the talented smiths at Bellorphon Studios. Watch them use two very different techniques to make a mismatched pair of axes based on the ones Eivor wields in Assassins’ Creed Valhalla. The flames start at 3:20.

This new mode in Assassin’s Creed: Origins turns the game into an educational experience. Discovery Tour mode allows players to explore the world around them on a leisurely historical tour. The mode includes 75 guided tours of monuments, buildings, and characters.

Asked what he would do if he had only a month before the apocalypse, Colin Furze decided he’d want to live a bit longer, so he built a bunker under his garden. He then filled it with his previous inventions, including a couple of weapons that we haven’t seen before.

(NSFW, SPOILERS) Conan O’Brien got an early look at Assassin’s Creed Unity, a game with gorgeous graphics, French people with British accents and a hay diving fruit thief who grew up in Kanye West’s house.

Assassin’s Creed Unity seems to be a full-on RPG. This gameplay video shows off the game’s various skill trees and items that allow for different play styles – from stealthy to a straight-up brawler – and varied multiplayer roles.

Ronnie Shalvis dons yet another costume for his latest parkour reel, paying tribute to Marvel’s web-slinging hero, and makes us realize that a real-life Spidey isn’t actually that improbable. Just don’t experiment with spider venom, Ronnie.