By combining American hops, Scottish malt and cold-extracted Guatemalan coffee, Surly Brewing Company may have just invented beer that cures its own hangovers. Ok, we made that last part up, but the caffeine certainly couldn’t hurt.

Sometimes caffeine in your morning cup of joe isn’t enough to get you going. But we bet you’ll be wide awake if you crank up your speakers and listen to this recording of sound designer Diego Stocco fixing himself a cup of coffee.

If carb-loading with pancakes, waffles or french toast wasn’t enough to get your day going, give yourself an extra jolt of energy with this all-natural maple-flavored syrup, packed with 84mg of caffeine per tablespoon.

Just in case the peppers in this sweet and spicy chili sauce don’t wake you up, DoubleKick hot sauce has an extra hidden punch – 12mg of caffeine for every teaspoon of sauce you drown your food in.

The folks over at Vat19 continue their tradition of bringing all things gummy to market, with these gummy bears spiked with the same amount of caffeine and guarana as an energy drink.

You might have already warded off that pesky shark, but now there’s a hungry, hungry hippo hanging out in the bottom of your mug, and no amount of caffeine will satisfy this beast.

Drink coffee like a madman during the day, then can’t sleep at night? Take one of these 2 to 4 hours before bedtime to speed your bodies’ caffeine absorption and help you catch some Zzz’s.

Can’t get the day going without a caffeine fix? Take your coffee to the extreme with this giant porcelain coffee mug, capable of holding a ridiculous 160 ounces of joe. Consult your physician before using.

Dragging butt? Squirt this tasty zero-calorie stuff in your water, and zip through the day. Contains caffeine, guarana and ginseng, in Black Cherry and “Green Thunder” (tastes like apple to us).

Made with “electrolytes, caffeine, and punching”, this officially licensed soap is based on original assets from this organization that doesn’t exist and which we’re not even talking about.

With candy apple red (or black) and chrome finishes, this 12VDC auto mug is great for gearheads who love their caffeine. We’re loving the analog temp gauge which tells you how hot your Joe is.

This stainless steel mug has a thoughtful carabiner handle, so clip your favorite caffeine delivery cup to your belt-loop, hit the sheer rock face and celebrate your ascent with an espresso afterwards.

Soda fans, take your addiction to the shower with these shampoos from Digitalsoaps. Most of them have the appropriate scent of the soda you love, and some have even been spiked with caffeine.

Campers and traveling caffeine connoisseurs alike will appreciate Blackbird’s 10 ounce combination French press/travel tumbler; it’s vacuum sealed to keep drinks hot. All we need now is the coffee.

Once you’ve seen this stuff, would you ever chew DoubleMint or Juicy Fruit again? Didn’t thinks so. According to ThinkGeek, you must chew this if you ever want to ride a unicorn. Also, raises the dead.

This new drink from Pepsi Japan has extra caffeine, but what makes it unique is its extreme carbonation. There’s even a warning label that recommends you wait 15 seconds before gulping.

Created by BCC1’s Bang Goes The Theory tv show, the Car-puccino is the world’s first coffee powered car. The converted 1988 Volkswagen Scirocco has a caffeine buzz top speed of 60 mph.

Loved the idea of the bacon caffeine maple lollies? Start your week off right with some bourbon or absinthe ones from our friends at Lollyphile; use discount code “AWESOMER” for 20% off all orders!

When you drink cola, you’re probably looking to get a caffeine buzz. With 360’s eco-friendly cola-flavored vodka, you’ll get that other kind of buzz when you sip it down.

Combining two vices into one, Perky Jerky is Beef Jerky with a kick: each piece packs a 150 mg dose of caffeine thanks to Guarana, equivalent to twice the content of a coffee bean.

Whether you’re surviving zombies, aliens or financial collapse, Tactical Canned Bacon has your back: each includes approx. 54 slices of delicious bacon with a 10+ year shelf life.

Designed to emulate a real bug (well, one loaded with caffeine), the Phasma is a six-legged robot with stainless steel springs and rubber joints to reproduce the movement of animals.

Mixing a caffeine rush with brass knuckles probably isn’t the smartest idea, but this Fisticup Coffee Mug lets you punch your way through morning meetings and bouts of afternoon malaise.