Fight Club Soap

Fight Club Soap

Made with “electrolytes, caffeine, and punching”, this officially licensed soap is based on original assets from this organization that doesn’t exist and which we’re not even talking about.

Hot Rod Heated Mug

Hot Rod Heated Mug

With candy apple red (or black) and chrome finishes, this 12VDC auto mug is great for gearheads who love their caffeine. We’re loving the analog temp gauge which tells you how hot your Joe is.

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Stainless Carabiner Mug

Stainless Carabiner Mug

This stainless steel mug has a thoughtful carabiner handle, so clip your favorite caffeine delivery cup to your belt-loop, hit the sheer rock face and celebrate your ascent with an espresso afterwards.

Soda Scented Shampoos

Soda Scented Shampoos

Soda fans, take your addiction to the shower with these shampoos from Digitalsoaps. Most of them have the appropriate scent of the soda you love, and some have even been spiked with caffeine.

Travel Coffee Press

Travel Coffee Press

Campers and traveling caffeine connoisseurs alike will appreciate Blackbird’s 10 ounce combination French press/travel tumbler; it’s vacuum sealed to keep drinks hot. All we need now is the coffee.

Freakin’ Magical Unicorn Gum

Freakin’ Magical Unicorn Gum

Once you’ve seen this stuff, would you ever chew DoubleMint or Juicy Fruit again? Didn’t thinks so. According to ThinkGeek, you must chew this if you ever want to ride a unicorn. Also, raises the dead.

Pepsi Strong Shot

Pepsi Strong Shot

This new drink from Pepsi Japan has extra caffeine, but what makes it unique is its extreme carbonation. There’s even a warning label that recommends you wait 15 seconds before gulping.

Coffee Powered Car

Coffee Powered Car

Created by BCC1’s Bang Goes The Theory tv show, the Car-puccino is the world’s first coffee powered car. The converted 1988 Volkswagen Scirocco has a caffeine buzz top speed of 60 mph.

Bourbon Lollipops Plus Bonus

Bourbon Lollipops Plus Bonus

Loved the idea of the bacon caffeine maple lollies? Start your week off right with some bourbon or absinthe ones from our friends at Lollyphile; use discount code “AWESOMER” for 20% off all orders!

360 Cola Flavored Vodka

360 Cola Flavored Vodka

When you drink cola, you’re probably looking to get a caffeine buzz. With 360’s eco-friendly cola-flavored vodka, you’ll get that other kind of buzz when you sip it down.

Perky Jerky

Perky Jerky

Combining two vices into one, Perky Jerky is Beef Jerky with a kick: each piece packs a 150 mg dose of caffeine thanks to Guarana, equivalent to twice the content of a coffee bean.

Tactical Canned Bacon

Tactical Canned Bacon

Whether you’re surviving zombies, aliens or financial collapse, Tactical Canned Bacon has your back: each includes approx. 54 slices of delicious bacon with a 10+ year shelf life.

Video: Phasma Robot

Video: Phasma Robot

Designed to emulate a real bug (well, one loaded with caffeine), the Phasma is a six-legged robot with stainless steel springs and rubber joints to reproduce the movement of animals.

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Fisticup Mug

Fisticup Mug

Mixing a caffeine rush with brass knuckles probably isn’t the smartest idea, but this Fisticup Coffee Mug lets you punch your way through morning meetings and bouts of afternoon malaise.

Mana Energy Potion

Mana Energy Potion

You probably won’t run into Mephisto or Durial at the local Starbucks, but this Mana Energy Potion is an actual 50 ml drink; it’s equivalent to two Red Bulls or four cups of coffee.

Vicious Vodka

Vicious Vodka

It’s not the first alcoholic energy drink we’ve featured, but Vicious Vodka skips the taurine and guarana and goes straight for pure caffeine; it’ll boost energy without the nerves.

Jett Vodka

Jett Vodka

Jett Vodka has California written all over it, which makes sense considering it’s available only in LA; it adds trendy guarana, ginseng and caffeine for a slight boost with your buzz.

Handpresso

Handpresso

If you rely on a daily java fix to get by, Handpresso is a portable handheld espresso maker that generates 16 bar pressure and holds 50 ml of water; it relies on single serving pods.

Starbucks TIE Fighter

Starbucks TIE Fighter

Likely amped up with a s***load of caffeine, photog Dan Winters crafted this uber detailed TIE Fighter using 216 drink stirrers, 63 cup sleeves and 50 cups; talk about Venti-sized.

V2 Vodka

V2 Vodka

Wingard Importer has been pushing its V2 Vodka as a combination cocktail and energy drink. The secret is an infusion of taurine and caffeine; the vodka itself is distilled five times.

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