Even if purple ain’t your color, this Space Junkie Hoodie is a must for retro arcade fans; the Galaga print on the front is cool, but we’re really digging the alien cha-cha line on the hood.

If superpowers are mutations a-la X-Men, most should be dead ends; Superuseless Superpowers explores pointless abilities including 13th Bullet Bulletproof and Slumberjack.

With crystalized skull and heart frames and an oversized purple tinted lens, Ed Hardy’s Japan Tattoo sunglasses have a flashy Lenny Kravitz vibe; in short, they aren’t for the faint of heart.

If you’ve yet to score a copy of Burnout Paradise, Ultimate Box is a quick and dirty way to get caught up; it includes the Cagney update as well as the Bike, Big Surf Island and Party Packs.

Shot on Inauguration Day, this gigantic panorama shows thousands of people (including Obama); 220 photos are stitched together for the equivalent of a 1,474 megapixel picture.

If the Emperor is a bit out of your reach, Gravitonus’ WorkStation is about 1/5th the price; it features three displays, built-in LED lighting, a ventilated seat and 5.1 surround sound.

There’s nothing like singing about Seaborgium in the shower; we like how this 71″ square Periodic Table Shower Curtain conveniently masks your subatomic parts as well.

Chris Owens’ Edge cellphone refines the slider concept with a transparent, low-profile glass keypad with LED backlighting; the phone itself is made with a mix of aluminum and ABS plastic.

Created by the wizards over at LICHTFAKTOR for a cinema ad, this lightwriting video is some of the slickest light art we’ve seen; look for the cool “bicycle” at about 40 seconds.

There’s nothing like off-roading to fire up the soul, and this X18 Intimidator’s flame paint job does exactly that; it’s powered by a 2.2L Ecotec engine and sits on a Chromoly chassis.

Zombie Fluxx is a card game with dynamic rules where the living are as much an obstacle as the undead; cards like “Zombie Jamboree” and “Brain Sandwich” make this a keeper.

Reminiscent of Ashley Woods’ Bramble Bots, this Kid-Robot t-shirt by Studio8Worx is DBH’s latest Perfect Tee; it’s an interesting blend of line art, half-tone and steampunk style.

The trailer above for Star Ocean: The Last Hope is a bit like Final Fantasy meets Mass Effect; word is it’ll be more team-focused with a 4-party system when it drops 2/24 in North America.

With self-powered illumination that’s 100x brighter than other watches, Luminox’s F-117 Nightwatch is a solid timepiece; it’ll stay lit for 25 years and was worn by pilots over Kosovo.

With atrocious English and a maddening four-axis control system, Aliens Must Die does get a bit annoying at times; still, it’s fun enough for a quick session during coffee breaks.

Forget those sissy one-beam laser putters: the Argon Laser Putter packs three laser rails for fine tuning your putting skills without worrying about the ball blocking the beam.

Section 8 aims to redefine the FPS genre; bold goals, but judging from its flexible spawn points, customizable characters, and drop-dead gorgeous trailer above, it might just deliver.

Located near its headquarters in Stuttgart, the new Porsche Museum opens to the public on 1/31; with over 80 functioning vehicles and a workshop, it’s pure heaven for gearheads.

Worn by sailors in the Volvo Ocean Race, Puma’s Offshore Racing Jacket protects against wind and water with triple layer Gore-tex, face guard, taped seams and fleece-lined pockets.

It may seem like a dumb idea, but Jason’s I Wear Your Shirt is making money with 249 out of 365 days sold; each day, he acts as a human billboard and wears your shirt for a price.

Rated 20% by Rotten Tomatoes, Mutant Chronicles is a bad, bad movie; still, any film that squeezes in Ron Perlman, John Malkovich, and steampunk tech screams cult classic.

This Championship edition of the Air Jordan 6 Rings is basically a victory lap; it celebrates the five teams defeated in the finals by the Bulls during Michael Jordan’s career.

While we wait for LG’s Video Wristphone, this 8GB OLED Video Watch provides the next best thing: it sports a 128×128 screen for video and audio playback plus a built-in voice recorder.