Cedric Ragot’s Spykee VOX robot will be in production soon; this dangerous looking ‘bot responds to voice commands, can be controlled via the internet and features an iPod dock.

For nights on the town when you want to travel light, Malcolm Fontier’s smallish Mojito Wallet literally fits the bill; an elastic strap holds up to four cards while a side pocket stashes cash.

James Leng’s Glowing Cities video looks pretty enough, but our jaws really hit the floor when we realized each squiggle was an entire city; it spans from the Midwest to San Francisco.

We’ve never heard of Gdium, but we’re intrigued by their 10″ Liberty 1000 netbook; it features a removable 8GB or 16GB SSD USB “G-key;” simply unplug it to secure your files.

The 2009 IWC Aquatimers collection consists of five diving watches, all with a tool-less strap change system and external rotating bezels; The Auto 2000 model is rated for 2,000 meters.

Three years have passed since our favorite plumbers went on their last adventure, but Mario & Luigi RPG 3 will arrive in Japan on 2/11; there’s still no word on a US release date.

Kids, smoking tobacky is bad, but this gorgeous Narghile Hookah by Nedda El-Asmar is tempting to say the least; it’s made out of solid polished pewter and comes with a ceramic burner.

Ranked #3 worldwide, tennis’ Novak Djokovic lends his name to Adidas’ CC Genius line; the tennis shoe sports lateral strips for support, a grippy sole and a ventilated mesh upper.

We’re still saving our opinions for the upcoming movie, but these Watchmen Kubricks (available 6/09) are pretty awesome, film or no film; the Comedian and Rorschach are our faves.

Waterproof, shockproof and dustproof, Panasonic’s Lumix DMC-TS1 doesn’t skimp on features; this rugged camera gets a 12.1 MP sensor, LEICA lens, and 720p HD recording.

From the same guy that brought us the Exploded iPhone tee comes the iSteamPhone t-shirt; awash in sepia tones, mysterious scribbles and hand-drawn lines, this shirt channels da Vinci.

The future is here and it’s wearing a tacky yellow blazer: Hitachi’s WOOO H001 phone features a 3D display thanks to stereoscopic tricks; it’s only available through Japan’s KDDI carrier.

Harley-Davidson’s Iron 883 is a cheaper, smaller displacement version of the Nightster 1200 but just as hot with a solo saddle, foldaway license plate and slammed suspension.

With a 25mm ultra-wide angle Leica DC lens, 3″ touchscreen and brushed metal finish, Panasonic’s 12.1MP DMC-FX580 is their premium point and shoot; it’ll ship April 2009.

We can always count on glorious leader Kim Jong Il to save the day: he plans to tow The Moon to North Korea just for kicks–that, and to piss off those smug Yankee bastards.

General Mobile’s DSTL1 cellphone finally makes Android sexy with a design similar to the Touch Diamond; no 3G, but it does sport a 3″ touchscreen, dual sim cards and a 5MP camera.

First a fantasy football board game, then a 1995 MS-DOS port, Blood Bowl is coming to multiple platforms Q2; this Goblins vs. Orcs trailer actually shows off only two out of eight races.

Timex is taking respectable risks with their upcoming Expedition WS4 watch; available this May, it features a widescreen display with altimeter, barometer, thermometer and compass.

GRN Apple Tree’s Transplant Jacket stands apart without being flashy; this slim-fit denim jacket is plenty warm and comes with innovative button details on the shoulder and back.

It takes a little while to get going, but this latest Matt Hazard gameplay trailer had us in stitches by poking fun at Japanese RPGs; we never understood those damned ellipses either.

The Great Office War is only a distant memory, but this RC USB Tank Missile Launcher promises to renew the cubicle arms race; control up to 4 tanks via your PC with a 12 foot range.

Death and Taxes poster creator Jess Bachman is back, this time with 389 Year Ago; it’s a slick typographical homage to the Obama presidency and African American history.

These Kanye West for Louis Vuitton sneakers debuted in Paris last week with monochromatic black, red and white colorways; they’ll drop in LV stores in June. Thanks, Karlo!