Mark Visser, with specially engineered LED lighting built into his buoyancy vest and board, became the first to night surf at Jaws off Maui, mainly on feel, in a surreal 2 am session. (Thanks Jonathan!)

We’re not sure if the Discovery Network is playing an early April Fools Day prank or if there’s truth to the stories behind their special about beer’s world-transforming properties. Premieres 1/30.

Matthew Kim’s gutsy Hammerhead HMR989 PC flips conventional computer design inside out, offering bright blue LEDs and open-air cooling assisted by a dramatic Thermaltake “SpinQ” CPU cooler.

If we could bottle and sell just a tiny amount of the passion that Luka Šulić and Stjepan Hauser have playing their cellos in this gorgeous looking and sounding video, we’d surely be rich by now. Bravo!

College freshman Adam Buckley finds himself dealing with the fact that he has to rob a convenience store as the final initiation step into Sigma Zeta Chi in Will Canon’s Brotherhood.

Ok, all you naysayers, it’s time to eat crow: Duke Nukem Forever is set to be released on May 3rd, 2011, and we have the trailer here to prove it – filled with plenty of dirty aliens, chicks and humor.

Elmo’s voice is hard to imitate, but this guy makes it look easy. It’s a shame we barely see him. Here’s a soundboard of the order, in case you want to hear Elmo say “burrito” over and over again.

We loved the trailer for this labor-of-love Half-Life fan film, and the just-released 11-minute+ short film shot by 7 friends over 2 years doesn’t disappoint. Incredible work for its $1200 budget.

(NSFW for language) This epic rap battle from nicepeter features Abe Lincoln versus Chuck Norris, each trash talking the other in an amusing (if not juvenile) contest. (Thanks Alvin!)

Like most third-party batteries for the iPhone 4, the Eton Mobius also doubles as a case. But it has another trick up its sleeve – a monocrystal solar panel that can be used to recharge its battery.

(NSFW: Language) The collectible orbs in Crackdown 2 are a completionist’s nightmare. Here YouTuber LtMkilla attempts to catch a flying orb. Watch the whole thing, it’ll make the ending better.

An “exceptionally well-balanced 7-year old rum”, Ron de Jeremy was made by the legendary Master Distiller, 72-year old Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez. You had us at Ron de Jeremy.

Vacheron Constantin’s Patrimony Traditionelle World Time watch lets you see the time in all of the 37 zones around the world, thanks to its sapphire 24-hour dial and steel map dial.

Taking cues from Nike Tech Pack jackets, the Lunar Orbit+ has a 3-layer mesh upper – a liner, EVA foam and a top-layer mesh. It also has an asymmetrical zip and raised geometric upper.

Get a good look at four of the most diabolical men of the Japanese underworld in the latest sequel to this dynamic adventure/fighter as they bruise and batter opponents. The winner? Ragdoll physics.

Verizon attempts to impress us with their first 4G phone, the ThunderBolt, which includes goodies like integrated video Skype mobile, an 8 megapixel flash camera, HD video and a hi-res 4.3″ screen.

(NSFW: language) TA has much love for the legend, but Tony Yacenda’s parody of LeBron’s commercial for the Miami Heat featuring Brett Favre is cracking us up right now. (Thanks Kelley!)

Go to work, go to school, stop complaining and praise the Lord: this is only one highlight from the entertaining (albeit expired) weather report Megan McGlover of Atlanta put together. (Thanks Tim!)

When she’s not laughing uncomfortably, Natalie Portman can act. In Don Roos’ drama, she plays a lawyer who wins her married boss away from his wife, but must deal with unexpected consequences.

Kristian Ulrich Larsen’s nifty Flip phone concept is a triple display handset running stock Android that pops out like a tent, collapses into a curved slate, and folds out like a little book. (Thanks Michael!)

If you’re not masculine, daring and unforgettable, then don’t bother wearing Money cologne, packed in shredded US dollar bills and tinged with the woody aroma of newly printed money.

The talented and beautiful Natalie Portman bagged the Best Actress for Drama at the 2011 Golden Globes for her performance in Black Swan. She also won Dorkiest Laugh in an Acceptance Speech.

Sony Ericsson’s latest phone has a 4.2″ touchscreen, 1GHz CPU, microSD support up to 32GB, and runs Android 2.3. Its 8.1mp camera is more than capable of shooting 720p HD video.