Take a good look at that man’s face. That’s the face of someone who just got owned in front of millions. What started out as an innocent question ended in one of the most epic burns in history.

It runs Android 2.3, has a QWERTY keyboard, 3.7″ touchscreen, 1Ghz CPU, 8mp rear camera and 0.3mp front camera, microUSB and microSD support, and document readers and editors.

What are you looking for in a partner? Do you want someone unique? Someone with lofty ambitions, or perhaps someone willing to die for the good of mankind? Then check out this awesome dating site!

Anchor Hocking takes the familiar form of the lowly disposable plastic cup and turns it into a glass tumbler. The Sigma tumbler can carry 18-ounces of fluid. Please don’t crush cup after use.

The Victory High Ball is a bare bones ride that’s reminiscent of stripped down 1940’s bobber. While the look is retro, the performance won’t disappoint with a road pounding 106 cu in Freedom V-Twin.

While driving through a McDonalds’ parking lot in Florida, this guy had a sea bird land on his windshield wiper, and took the bird for a little ride. Can anyone say Flintstones hood ornament?

Etsy seller tinymeat’s vinyl artist series wallets feature cool images from all kinds of talented folks on the inside and out. At $16 each, you’ll probably have some cash left over to keep in them too.

The girls of the Thousand Pounds Action Company sure know their combo moves, putting a major hurt on all those who dare to enter the ring with them. The guys do just a little better here.

This anatomical model sleeping bag with removable skull pillow is a great way creep out the kids and counselors alike at summer camp. It costs right around $73, but it’s on a website from Japan.

We’ve seen all the teasers, we’ve played the multiplayer demo, now we get to learn more about the story that leads up to the dramatic New York setting in EA’s explosive big-budget FPS.

There have been tons of attempts to create a decent stylus for the iPad and other tablets, but Don Lehman’s simple cap that fits onto a Sharpie, Bic or Pilot pen is the smartest we’ve seen.

Aperture Labs’ Romance Safety Compliance Guide will tell you about popular gifts for loved ones, and their (fictional) downsides. Guess what the recommended gift is. No, it’s not cake.

The website’s title will draw you in, but you’ll stay for the pictures. The site is filled with unusual celebrity shots. Christopher Walken as a young, handsome man definitely counts as unusual to us.

A funny claymation short by Max Mörtl, starring a… creature… that loves to eat. Are cute but creepy animated films the next big thing? At least this one’s more adorable than weird. Or not.

The fine folks at GOOD asked their readers to nominate the best-tasting, sustainably brewed, independently owned craft beer made in their state. The result is this very cool infographic.

The compact P300 has features usually reserved for higher-end cams. Its lens can open to f/1.8 for low-light shots. Grabs 1080p video, 12.2mp pics, 120FPS high-speed vids, and offers manual control.

CBS2 reporter Serene Branson suffered a bizarre speech impediment while covering the Grammy Awards. Branson was immediately examined afterwards and was found to be perfectly fine.

Since there’s no official trailer yet for Joss Whedon’s 2012 Avengers movie, one enterprising fan decided to make his own, using footage scrounged from the solo Marvel superhero flicks.

Molla Space’s Armed Notebooks show your co-workers you mean business, with an armory of dangerous weapons embossed into the front, making your pen just that much mightier.

Radiohead fans, rejoice. The band has made the surprise announcement that they’re releasing a new album this week. Downloadable on Saturday Feb. 19, a fancy LP/CD version ships in May.

The Type Sandwiches series, a typographic series of food created using only color and the Helvetica font, is part of David Schwen’s MSCED project and was inspired by his original Burgervetica design.

For each of the next 5 Tuesdays, we’ll be bringing back one of our favorite awesome things to make your life less mundane. Be sure to check back around this time on Tuesday 2/22 for our first item.

It’s like two ewoks chillin’ in my boxers is only one funny line in this entertaining music video from Your Favorite Martian, about a guy trying to win a girl back with his, um, you know. (Thanks Kelley!)