(NSFW: Language) Joel Bukiewicz is the owner and operator of Cut Brooklyn, a lucky and talented man who makes a living doing something he loves. From the new, awesome web series Made by Hand.

We don’t know where this guy got the idea to tape pieces of lettuce together and punch holes in them so they could be used to play Paranoid Android, but this is the Internet, so we’ve stopped asking.

Behold the magic, beauty and poetry that nature surrounds us all with in this video, which shows a chance encounter and shared moment between two humans and a collection of starlings. (Thanks Raz!)

Saxton Hale would approve of these versatile thank you cards. Just in time for the coming gift-receiving – okay, and giving – season. Show people just how grateful you are, i.e. not so much.

Jimmy Kimmel has a cruel sense of humor, asking asked parents to tell their kids that they ate all of their Halloween candy and video their reactions. Thankfully, none of the kids had weapons.

Trophies dedicated to the worst divers and tacklers in soccer. We could think of versions for other sports, including some for bad refereeing. Designed by Stephen Wong, 3D printed by DotSan.

Do you constantly put things off until tomorrow? Then watch this brief typographic animation for a little explanation – and advice – on procrastination. Watch now, and don’t bookmark it for later.

True time travelers don’t just have the present in mind. Cop the 2011 calendar, or better yet pre-order the 2012 edition. It has 155 references from 95 movies, TV shows, games and comics.

Conan O’Brien says you can get Chinese food anywhere in NYC in 5 minutes. But with Conan himself taking on role of King Wok delivery man, we wouldn’t count on it showing up any time soon.

Made by Bernhard Handler, Roadeo is a racing game with an odd twist: instead of two cars going head-to-head, it pits a car against the road it’s on. It has both versus and co-op multiplayer modes.

(NSFW) On one hand, we have this awesome cover of Chris Brown’s song Look at Me Now. On the other hand, we have this awesome video based on Chris Brown’s Look at Me Now. RIP Big Wayne.

We’ve seen the PIT maneuver used on a thousand episodes of COPS before, but we can honestly say that this is the first time we’ve seen the police stop an airplane by smashing into it.

Brighten up your walls with these wallpapers from pixel art group eBoy with supersized versions of their isometric cityscapes and eye-popping patterns. Contact Wallpaper Republic to order.

YouTuber Slacktory feeds Siri a special cookie and lets her ramble and like, say what’s really on her mind, man. It’s obviously fake, but dude, she’s right about that hurricane naming scheme.

The Sibilla TNZ from Italian designers Ylati is a fresh combination of traditional shoemaking expertise and a passion for modern sneakers. We can’t decide which color/material to choose from.

Corey Thomas is working on a Kinect-based voice-assisted control interface for PCs. So far it can open programs and websites, play media and shut itself down. And it speaks with GLaDOS’ voice.

Really emphasize your skate-or-die lifestyle with one of these coffin-shaped decks from Corpse Corps. They come in a 9″ standardized design or a handcrafted 10″ featuring limited-edition artwork.

Rip Curl teamed up with TimeSlice Films to capture “full-tilt surfing action” similar to the bullet time scenes from The Matrix. The effect was achieved by using an array of 30 GoPro HD cameras .

Brian Carroll took some of the greatest top-down shots in movie history and assembled them into this dizzying montage. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs soundtrack doesn’t hurt either.

Think you have crazy neighbors? These guys moved in next to a pair of loudmouth, borderline insane men who fought all the time, and recorded the best arguments through their paper-thin walls.

There aren’t a whole lot of things we’d go back to school for, but learning to fly a jet pack is definitely one of them. Pro pilot Eric Scott helps novice flyers get in the air. It’s BYO jet pack, though.

German artist Tony Cragg has created these amazing flowing organic sculptures, using thousands of individual plastic dice as his primary medium. Just don’t try to roll them – it won’t work.

Two employees of a hotel that’s about to close for good spend their last working days searching for evidence of the hotel’s rumored ghost. Yep, they deserve whatever happens to them. HD here.