Weighing over a ton, and donning deadly snout-horns, you can only imagine the blood-curdling war-cry of the Rhinoceros. Watch this video, and your illusions will be shattered like candy glass.

These pitch black knives mean business in the kitchen. Their matte black coating also provides a solid gripping surface. Splurge and pick up the magnetic holder strip to really show them off.

An Android app that locates the best sports games in progress, along with the channel they’re on. If you have a TiVo, DirecTV or Google TV you can even use the app to switch to the right TV channel.

Closet overflowing with more smart-ass tees than you know what to do with? Well add one more to the pile. It’s the most meta t-shirt you’ll see today, from of the wiseacres at TopatoCo and Fumboo.

While at the girls’ section of a toy store, Riley had an epiphany: Girls’ toys are often pink. Then she uncovers more and more and is not pleased about it. Riley, have your parents read this to you.

It’s not like we haven’t seen bikes that fold up to save space before. But Dominic Hargreaves’ prototype folding bike collapses down to the diameter of the wheel itself.

Send your portrait to Etsy seller lilimandrill and they’ll hand-draw and hand-carve a chunk of rubber and turn your faces into stamps. A unique yet easy way of marking personalized stationery.

Freddie Wong follows up on his realistic Battlefield game. The natural audio and visual communication make for good co-op, but we’re not sure if we really want this level of graphical fidelity.

A group of “Canon commandos” in a shoot-out against “Nikon terrorists” using – you guessed it – cameras as weapons. Essentially an extended version of The Camera Store’s commercial.

A space-exploring monkey goes on a trippy ride in the music video for Dan Dan, a head-bopping single from the French-Canadian electro band Misteur Valaire. The music video was made by Paf Paf.

DJ Earworm mashes up 25 of the biggest hits of 2011 and manages to turn them into a pretty solid dance track that in some ways supersedes the original pop tunes. Grab the MP3 here.

For some strange reason, this guy likes to stack random crap on his cats. Usually, they seem completely tolerant of this humiliating exercise, but we guess they draw the line at silly party hats.

Your half-and-half will look way cooler served in Fred & Friends’ clear glass half-pint container. Just don’t use it for long-term storage – milk doesn’t keep as long in the light, especially left open.

(NSFW: Language) Rigor Tortoise Comedy butt in the walkie talkie conversations between Bruce Willis, Alan Rickman and the rest of the cast of Die Hard, including the funniest cop we’ve ever seen.

The retro-styled compact THR5 and THR10 are perfect for intimate jams and practice sessions, with programmable amp profiles and operable on battery or AC. Out in Japan now, U.S. early 2012.

We thought these sportscasters were here to tell us about the latest Canadian hockey scores, but they really just wanted us to listen to their song. They should consider adding a dog to their act.

YouTuber juliancosmos is in big trouble. His dad doesn’t like to be filmed, and yet he goes and uploads this clip of his old man. But for a good reason – his dad can deal the blues like a boss.

Think Google is going to let all those awesome Doodles go to waste? At the Google Doodle store, you can order the doodles as prints, on T-shirts, mugs and even stamps and skateboard decks.

The iPen is the first active stylus specially made for the iPad. It has a complementary receiver which provides proximity sensing and palm rejection and allowing for very precise writing or drawing.

Athletes often do somersaults to celebrate a play, but Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Jerome Simpson did it while making the play, turning the Arizona Cardinals into a bunch of sitting ducks.

An upcoming action-oriented RPG from EA and Big Huge Games, Reckoning promises dynamic, free-flowing combat, thanks to solid design and a variety of weapons, magic and classes.

We can’t decide if we like the song or the video better for Stuck in the Sound’s upcoming track, which freakishly replaces the faces of actors from classic movie scenes with members of the band.

After showing us the lethal potential of defibrillators, Corridor Digital brings another BF3 idiosyncrasy to the real world – the Repair Tool, which ironically can also be used to destroy.