Assuming the game ever actually ships, Diablo III has something special in store for you. The game’s highest difficulty modes – Nightmare, Hell and Inferno promise to kick your ass into eternity.

Ayumu the chimp proves that in some ways, the apes have capacities which exceed most of us – as he memorizes complex numeric patterns faster and more accurately than your average child genius.

The ubiquitous transmission tower may be considered an eyesore by some, but Palette Industries recognizes the beauty in its design, using its form to create an eye-catching coat rack.

“You awake to find yourself in a dark room…” Sounds like the beginning of a horror story, but this adventure’s equal parts hilarious, frustrating and addictive. Be sure to leave annotations on.

Designed just for snowboarding, it’s wrapped in waterproof 686 fabric, with outside zipper pockets, GoPro mirrors, swivel seats for quick boot fittings and specialized storage for fast board access.

Why would someone need a self-leveling pool table? To hustle suckers on their yacht of course. Spotted on board a cruise ship, this table uses a gyroscope to keep balls in place in rough waters.

Return to the wonderfully animated, yet gruesome world of Shank. The 2D brawler returns with the same seamless weapon combos you know and love, more action and online survival multiplayer.

Watch in awe as Daniel Sandoval spins his bike into the “world’s first” 720-degree double tailwhip at FISE Costa Rica. Thought it looks to us like this guy might have beaten this feat a couple of years back.

These flashy playing cards come from Japan’s IDEA International, and are made from spill-resistant plastic. Don’t share this with Donald Trump or he might buy out the entire inventory for his casinos.

One thing is certain – the internet loves cats. There’s even a meme about a very long cat. This is not that cat. This kitty just has a really long tongue, and an amazing amount of tolerance for its owner.

Show the world you don’t give a damn by winning one of three flying, obscenity-filled R/C helicopters, courtesy of our friends over at Gadgets and Gear. Click the link to enter the contest.

A lightweight, waterproof jacket for Spring. Plentiful pockets, including an internal one for gadgets, and a hood big enough for a helmet. A hidden reflective strip pops out of the back zipper for night riding.

A fan film about the first soldier to wear the MJOLNIR armor. Between this and Helljumper, Halo fans will be spoiled this year. Meanwhile, we’re still waiting for more of the Voltron fan film.

Quick Spikes for the green, YakTrax for snow and ice. This easy to wear traction device fits on most types of shoes. It’s made of an elastic material with hand-wound rust-resistant coils.

While anyone can play tiny drums with a mobile app these days, there’s something that just seems inherently more impressive about a person who can play tiny physical drums with mini drumsticks.

Don’t have the space – or money – for that giant scrabble set? Here’s the poor man’s equivalent. A full set of Scrabble tiles plus 12 bonus score tiles that you can play with on any magnetic surface.

For a limited time, Jack in the Box is offering up a milkshake flavored with bacon. Early reviews are that it tastes pretty good, with a sweet and smokey mix flavored by Torani bacon syrup.

People get wasted, Spock uses Trekipedia and the Enterprise crew take a trip in the final episode of Black Moon Studio’s hilarious (mostly) silent series. This is art, we tell you, art!

The Woodland Zoo’s Lil’ Bear – the grizzly bear – and Tala – the wolf – are lifelong friends. Note the cautious dog. Perhaps it knows that they’ll be vastly different when they grow up.

(NSFW: Language) Holly Laurent of improv group The Second City apes Lana Del Rey and her song Video Games as she talks about the characters of Hunger Games. Rhyming skills ftw.

Brace yourselves for cheesy humor, astronauts going up against space Nazis and bad puns in the latest trailer for Iron Sky. Those poor Moon-raised kids are going to be destroyed by Earth’s gravity.

Can’t think of what to get your loved one for Valentine’s Day? Why not serenade them with a few tunes, like Fredde Gredde in this medley of 21 syrupy songs. Better than a box of chocolates.

We never thought that wearable sleeping bags was a sub-genre, but here’s another good one. It’s made of nylon ripstop with water-resistant finish and will make you look like a cuddly astronaut.