(NSFW: Language) The folks of The Lonely Island have put together a catchy tune that helps us understand the proper usage for semicolons. We’re still laughing trying to figure out if these examples are good or bad.

Keeping track of the serial numbers of software and gadgets can be a pain. That’s where Serial+ comes in. It’s an easy to use app that can store the serial number, length of warranty, pictures and other info about your items.

(NSFW) Forced to become a drug mule, a small-time pot dealer hires his neighbors to act as his family to make him more inconspicuous to border patrol. Starring funnyman Jason Sudekis and an insanely hot Jennifer Aniston.

A set that includes Blu-ray and DVD versions of The Big Boss, Fist Of Fury, Way Of The Dragon and Game Of Death, plus DVD versions of two documentaries. It’s packaged in a book that is itself filled with pictures and other materials.

A smart watch that connects to smartphones via Bluetooth 4.0. It has multiple watch faces, call alerts and more. Its LCD display is as power efficient as E-paper displays and it supports wireless charging.

The second trailer for The Wolverine includes a very brief sneak peek at of one of Logan’s super-powered adversaries. Check out the movie’s website for a sweet sumi-e-style poster.

With the abundance of compilations showing the talent of our species, YouTuber Humansare2011 made a compilation representing other animals  to balance things out. Of course ponies can’t actually moonwalk, but still.

ZeFrank talks about the Aye-aye, a very unusual primate that looks like a monkey crossed with a house elf. If you think its name and appearance are weird, wait ’til you see how it looks for food.

On the latest episode of Motor Trend’s J-Turn, host Jessi Lang learns how to ram blockades, escape dangerous situations, take the wheel from a dead driver, and take out other cars at the Bondurant School of High Perf. Driving.

A performance art piece done with a pair of ridiculously expensive programmable LED light sticks loaded with a variety of mesmerizing persistance of vision images. We love how he snuck Nyan cat in there. More here.

An open world survival horror title, The Forest is an indie project currently in development for PC. Don’t let the beautiful scenery in the middle of the trailer fool you, this forest definitely harbors a darkness to be reckoned with.

(NSFW: Language) Paul Scheer and Jordan Peele recreate an unreal segment from a 1993 episode of The Arsenio Hall Show. The actual interview is more meaningful than this absurd exchange would have you believe. But still.

The fearsome General Zod makes his demands known to his fellow Kryptonian, Kal-el: surrender or Earth is doomed. An alien invasion breaks out in Mass Effect 4 The Avengers 2 Man of Steel.

Josh Turnbull, the 2-year-old son of Chelsea goal keeper Ross Turnbull took advantage of the goal that dear old dad left undefended after the final match of the season.

A power strip and surge protector with an integrated clamp. It has silicone padding so it won’t damage whatever you clip it on to. It has two three-pronged 120v plugs, two USB ports and a 10′ cord. (Thanks Thaddeus!)

Door Kickers is an unique, fast-paced real-time strategy game. Control a SWAT team from a 2D top-down perspective and rescue hostages. It has a random mission generator and will also come with a mission editor.

In the midst of grappling his girlfriend during a Jiu-Jitsu class, a guy pops the question at the most unexpected of times. We’d hate to see how it would have turned out if she turned down his proposal.

TV, TV, TV, Sports, Call of Duty, TV, TV, TV. YouTuber Darkbeatdk pokes fun at the Microsoft event where the new Xbox One console was revealed with this hyperabdridged version. Xbox fans, calm down and watch this video instead.

Europa Report is about a privately funded expedition to Europa, one of Jupiter’s moons, searching for evidence of life in the moon’s oceans. The movie has been praised for its believable take on space travel.

Three lucky readers will each win two boxes of awesome stuff, Cue – the perfect BBQ companion, and Shave – for keeping your facial hair in check. Both from Bespoke Post’s men’s “lifestyle upgrade” service. (Ends 5/28/13)

Designed for medical, scienctific and cooking applications, the handheld CRY-AC-3 is capable of freezing objects to -320°F in an instant. Perhaps that’s why Wired categorized it as one of its Most Dangerous Objects in the Office.

Cheap square aviators, or as we like to call them, Terry Richardsons. They’re definitely not for everyone, but if you have an equally large noggin these are great accessories. Available in black and tortoiseshell.

Musician Sam Westphalen plays “the whitest version ever” of MC Hammer’s 1990 classic, backing up his quirky Aussie rap with his impressive percussion guitar style. Needs more Hammer pants. (Thanks Patrick!)