Good Morning Mug

Good Morning Mug

Just because you’re sipping your morning cup of joe doesn’t mean the caffeine has kicked in yet. This rude coffee mug is designed to let people know to stay out of your way until you’re properly charged up for the day. Holds 10oz.

Compete Energy Bites

Compete Energy Bites

Ready for a mid-afternoon boost? You could run down to the Starbucks and wait for your espresso to cool off, or snack on one of these delicious candy chews at your desk. Each bite packs the caffeine boost of a 12oz. cup of coffee. The mocha ones are especially yummy.

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Calm The F**k Down Tea

Calm The F**k Down Tea

Are you having a bad day? Did guided meditation fail you? What you need is a warm and soothing cup of tea. This caffeine-free herbal tea blends chamomile, licorice, lemon, and an ample helping of nonchalance to help you forget whatever is stressing you out.

R2-D2 Coffee Press

R2-D2 Coffee Press

The best part of waking up is caffeine in your cup. Thanks to the fine folks at ThinkGeek, your favorite droid can be part of your morning ritual. This R2-D2 coffee press holds up to 32 ounces of liquid, and is ready to be of service just in time for holiday gift giving.

Honest Coffee Commercial

Honest Coffee Commercial

“It also comes in pumpkin flavored, if you’d prefer that to the wet cigar, boiled asphalt flavor that occurs naturally.” Cracked’s honest salesman looks at how we’ve managed to transform a highly addictive substance that can cause bodily harm into a daily ritual.

Zest Tea

Zest Tea

Love the taste of tea, but want the kick of coffee? Award-winning Zest Tea has 3x more caffeine than regular teas, making it as strong as a good cup of joe. Available in Earl Grey, Blue Lady, Apple Cinnamon, and Pomegranate Mojito Green Tea flavors.

Deal: truBrain Think Drinks

Deal: truBrain Think Drinks

Save 62% off the regular price on a 15-pack of Think Drinks. Designed by neuroscientists, they’re powered by scientifically proven ingredients like oxiracetam, citicoline, L-theanine, carnitine and good old caffeine to help increase focus, attention and productivity.

Rocky’s Ginger Beer

Rocky’s Ginger Beer

A deliciously zesty and lightly sweet accompaniment to vodka, whiskey, or rye, Rocky’s Ginger Beer is handcrafted with pure sugar, is caffeine-free, and has no artificial colors. If you don’t feel like boozing, it’s light and refreshing straight from a chilled bottle.

Caffeinated Shave Set

Caffeinated Shave Set

Need an extra spring in your step when waking up? These Pacific Shaving Co.’s products contain naturally-derived caffeine to add a little zing to your shave routine. Fortified with aloe and spearmint, you’ll get a great close shave and feel invigorated.

How Do You Make Decaf Coffee?

How Do You Make Decaf Coffee?

The short answer? You don’t. Or rather, you can’t. Current decaffeination methods can’t extract all of the caffeine from coffee beans, which means if you want to stay caffeine-free you have to give up coffee completely.

How to Be a College Student

How to Be a College Student

IFHT schools us on the universal truths of higher education, from how to dress, bragging about your workload and how long you’ve been awake, complaining about your lack of caffeine, to dealing with team project deadbeats.

Espresso Art & Science Print

Espresso Art & Science Print

Stellavie created the ideal poster for the caffeine addicted. Not only does it look great, it provides useful tips on how to make the perfect cup of espresso or cappuccino. In gold/black or black/off white. Measures 50 x 70cm (~20 x 27.5″).

Mini Coffee Pot Creamer

Mini Coffee Pot Creamer

Lighten up your coffee with this clever glass creamer which looks like one of those restaurant coffee pots. And before you complain that the orange top means “decaf”, just remember that half-and-half has no caffeine either.

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Shake & Bake

Shake & Bake

Caffeine Creations baked and ate a cake while hooked up to a TENS machine – a gadget that’s supposed to relieve pain via low intensity electrocution. Its medical value is dubious, but its comedic value? Proven. Captions available.

Blowfish Hangover Cure

Blowfish Hangover Cure

Blowfish effervescent tablets contain a combination of caffeine and aspirin that relieve your headache and perk you up in about 15 minutes. Just don’t think of it as a license to wild out every day. Skip to 1:40 in the video.

World’s Strongest Coffee

World’s Strongest Coffee

The cure for Snake Venom? Death Wish Coffee has twice the amount of caffeine compared to regular coffee. Happy customers say that even if you’re used to the kick of caffeine, at least you get a great-tasting cup of joe.

Telekinesis Prank

Telekinesis Prank

A bunch of New Yorkers who only wanted a dose of caffeine got a different kind of jolt when a short-tempered girl opened up a can of whoop ass. With her mind. A promtional stunt for the upcoming Carrie remake.

Coffee Bender Beer

Coffee Bender Beer

By combining American hops, Scottish malt and cold-extracted Guatemalan coffee, Surly Brewing Company may have just invented beer that cures its own hangovers. Ok, we made that last part up, but the caffeine certainly couldn’t hurt.

Huge Coffee

Huge Coffee

Sometimes caffeine in your morning cup of joe isn’t enough to get you going. But we bet you’ll be wide awake if you crank up your speakers and listen to this recording of sound designer Diego Stocco fixing himself a cup of coffee.

Wired Wyatt’s Maple Syrup

Wired Wyatt’s Maple Syrup

If carb-loading with pancakes, waffles or french toast wasn’t enough to get your day going, give yourself an extra jolt of energy with this all-natural maple-flavored syrup, packed with 84mg of caffeine per tablespoon.

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DoubleKick Hot Sauce

DoubleKick Hot Sauce

Just in case the peppers in this sweet and spicy chili sauce don’t wake you up, DoubleKick hot sauce has an extra hidden punch – 12mg of caffeine for every teaspoon of sauce you drown your food in.

Energy Gummy Bears

Energy Gummy Bears

The folks over at Vat19 continue their tradition of bringing all things gummy to market, with these gummy bears spiked with the same amount of caffeine and guarana as an energy drink.

Hippo Attack! Mug

Hippo Attack! Mug

You might have already warded off that pesky shark, but now there’s a hungry, hungry hippo hanging out in the bottom of your mug, and no amount of caffeine will satisfy this beast.

Rutaesomn Chill Pills

Rutaesomn Chill Pills

Drink coffee like a madman during the day, then can’t sleep at night? Take one of these 2 to 4 hours before bedtime to speed your bodies’ caffeine absorption and help you catch some Zzz’s.

Jumbo Coffee Cup

Jumbo Coffee Cup

Can’t get the day going without a caffeine fix? Take your coffee to the extreme with this giant porcelain coffee mug, capable of holding a ridiculous 160 ounces of joe. Consult your physician before using.

MiO Energy Water Enhancer

MiO Energy Water Enhancer

Dragging butt? Squirt this tasty zero-calorie stuff in your water, and zip through the day. Contains caffeine, guarana and ginseng, in Black Cherry and “Green Thunder” (tastes like apple to us).

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