A subscription service that sends you one 60-page hardbound notebook each month. Then send back your notebook to be scanned and digitized. Access your pages on a mobile app or sync them with Dropbox and Evernote.

Astronaut Chris Hadfield has been back on Earth from the ISS for a little while now, and despite getting back to his normal life, doesn’t seem to be able to give up his space suit quite yet. Be sure to watch the whole playlist.

Slingshot master Joerg Sprave is working on a zombie flick, and he needs serious weaponry to take down the horde. While we thought his minigun slingshot was plenty, Joerg wanted something with a little more stopping power.

Phoenix Wright and his wacky but lovable colleagues are back. Dual Destinies is filled with puzzles, outrageous characters and exciting courtroom action, all in full 3D. Available now on the Nintendo 3DS eShop for $30.

A new show from former Adventure Time artist/composer Rebecca Sugar follows the adventures of an unlikely little boy on a team of intergalactic warriors. Watch the pilot episode now before the lawyers yank it. Premieres 11/4.

Microsoft flexes its marketing muscle with this spot for the soon to be released Xbox One console, featuring Zachary Quinto and footballer Steven Gerrard. And so the console war begins anew. Let’s hope gamers keep winning it.

Late night show host Jimmy Fallon played Egg Russian Roulette with his guest Edward Norton. Eight of the eggs are hard boiled, while four are raw. Whoever hits himself with two raw eggs first loses. Norton’s got balls.

A couple of fishermen show off their giant dorado catches when somebody else decides that the big green fish is their lunch and not for human consumption. We also like the stoic pelican just hanging out in the bottom right.

The Philips Beard Trimmer 9000 is the first to be outfitted with a laser-guide for precision straight cuts. It also has a dual trimmer, 17 different length settings and two LED displays. You’ll be sporting that Tony Stark goatee in no time.

GoPro’s Tyler Johnson used a custom bullet-time rig consisting of 24 HD Hero3 cameras to film his colleague David Kelley breathing fire, then edited the footage together to make this hot and cool video. The song is Fill by Insightful.

Rather than running away in fear, punching pranksters in the face seems to be a common thread in these hilarious reactions to scary pranks which you should not try this Halloween (unless you want to get punched in the face).

To get us geared up for Movember 2013, Nick Offerman (aka Ron Swanson) gives us a brief, if not entirely accurate history of facial hair and its impact on mankind throughout the years. Oh, and we’re never eating Chef Boyardee again.

Even though we don’t work in a delicatessen, we like the idea of writing all of our notes on these salami-shaped sheets from doiy. design. Now all we need is a pen that writes in spicy brown mustard and we’ll be all set.

Originally broadcast in August 2013, Darkside is a radio play that incorporates Pink Floyd’s magnum opus The Dark Side of the Moon. A luxury package that includes the play on CD and an insert of the script comes out on 11/25.

(NSFW: Language) The problematic elements of Disney’s Aladdin have been pointed out for a while now but FilmCow really let loose on the absurdity of the storyline in this animated short. It’s ok. You’re still our diamond in the rough Al.

This look at Star Citizen shows off one of the game’s more agile and lethal spaceships, the Hornet. It’s running in the game’s engine, though we’re not sure if it’s representative of gameplay. Watch it in 4K if you can.

Supreme worked with Bruce Lee’s family to release a line of apparel featuring the legendary martial artist. The must-have has to be these terry crewneck sweaters featuring a large graphic of the Dragon. We also dig the Vans.

A couple of years ago Minnesota Timberwolves’ Kevin Love and Wesley Johnson exchanged the infamous awkward handshake. It turns out the Wolves actually “looked” into it. This is some The Onion-level stuff right here.

TomSka returns to his roots with a new episode of the insanely popular, nonsensical but belly-laugh-inducing asdfmovie series. As usual, we have no idea what we just watched. WHO WANTS A MUFFIN?!?!

Artist Dorota Pankowska aka Dori the Giant contributed some street art to Brampton, Ontario. While you might find it odd that she tagged with brand logos, what’s amusing is that she used the actual products instead of paint.

This concept for a robotic lawnmower would allow users to program in custom graphics on its touchscreen interface, then uses special cutters to create designs in your grass. Advertisers would go nuts for these at sporting venues.

Like most ads today, the folks in beer commercials don’t really behave like the people who drink their product. Cracked knows what’s up, and then turns it up another notch by reminding us that beer is really just fungus poop.

(Gore) Conan O’Brien turns off the lights to check out some creepy PC horror games for the Halloween episode of Clueless Gamer. What the heck was with that Slender game? Looks about as thrilling as Penn & Teller’s Desert Bus.