“My cheeks are attuned to her lips. I will know if they tremble.” Jesse Parent reads his poem, To The Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter. This guy should join a battle rap event. The crowd sure acts like they’re in one. “Eat ’em!”

While most of us would choose a pack of huskies or malamutes for our dogsledding team, George Evans clearly thinks outside of the box, being pulled at breakneck speeds by his four pit bulls while riding his skateboard in Florida.

The Micropacer was decked in asbestos silver and had a built-in fitness tracker when it first came out in 1984. The running shoe returns to ride the new wave of wearable tech. Thankfully it’s in a more subdued black and white colorway.

YouTuber boatmaster shares this hilarious bug in the adventure game The Wolf Among Us, which made the lead character appear to be gyrating against an invisible pole in front of other characters. Archer is that you?

We’ve teamed up with Dr. Beasley’s and our sister site 95Octane to give away this prize package which includes over $300 worth of premium car care products that will keep your ride looking showroom new. Enter by 4/30/14.

Logan goes back to the past to round up the living but immature incarnations of his teammates, hoping to avert an apocalyptic future and defeat the Sentinels. This May, Wolverine is Marty McFly in X-Men: Days of Future Past.

The Restart Page is an interactive archive that lets you sample the restart sequences of old desktop operating systems, including QNX, Rhapsody and the officially obsolete Windows XP. Created by Soon in Tokyo and Rehab Studio.

Richard had a seemingly clever plan – to cut down a huge tree trunk, and have the discarded stump land safely in the bed of his truck for transit. It may have sounded good on paper, but the end result probably wasn’t what he intended.

The Minor League team El Paso Chihuahuas pranked their new member by making him believe one of his teammates was deaf. They kept it up – even during games – for a month. He was clueless right until they confessed.

A luxury version of the 2015 Ford Transit by Galpin Auto Sports. It features four movable throne seats, a 52″ movie screen, a Kaleidescape media server and more, with all amenities and functions controlled from an iOS app.

Artifox updated the raw wooden desk for the modern worker. Made of walnut or maple, Desk 01 has a built-in whiteboard panel, a dock for tablets and phones, a hidden shelf for cables and power strips and a couple of pegs for hanging.

Telltale Games’ The Walking Dead games are episodic adventures with difficult choices and unforeseen consequences. Dorkly imagines what the developer’s take on Super Mario Bros. would be. Luigi will no longer remember that.

Graphic designer Clif Dickens of Honest Slogans continues to mock popular brands, telling us what we can really expect from products, rather than the typical marketing B.S. That Chick-fil-A thing really did happen to us last week.

Director Hiro Murai’s awesome music video for Queens of the Stone Age’s track Smooth Sailing takes us on a dizzying night out in Japan as things start out with a little fun karaoke, and quickly escalate into The Hangover levels of madness.

“We can no longer deny what is clear: our time on Earth is ending.” Sid Meier’s Civilization: Beyond Earth has players exploring and settling on new planets, with eight “expedition sponsors” to choose from and a nonlinear tech tree.

Dust off those old boxes of mixtapes and turn them into digital files with this handy portable gadget which converts your old analog cassettes into files you can play on your computer, smartphone or media player.

YouTuber CpatainCanuck shows us how far Formula 1 technology and expertise have come since it started in 1950. Here are two pit stops from the first season and from the latest season of F1. Yes, there are two of them. Just wait.

The Salut Salon quartet sets itself apart from other classical musicians with its hybrid and humorous performances of chamber music. Watch as they show off their comical and musical chops in this silly rendition of Vivaldi’s Summer.

A husband is scrutinized for the disappearance of his wife, exposing the cold truths of their marriage in the process. Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike star in Gone Girl, an adaptation of Gillian Flynn’s eponymous bestselling novel.

YouTuber Roman Prag calls his video The Futility of Existence. At first it seems like the video doesn’t deserve such an elegant title, but by the end you’ll be slow clapping. Don’t fight the fence sir. Just don’t.

Professional snowboarder Jamie Barrow went up to about 50mph using a handheld thruster currently being developed by Dreamscience. The device has four electric carbon fiber ducted fans, an aluminum frame and a 35kW battery.

These beautiful handcrafted basswood wall sculptures pay tribute to these majestic horned wild beasts without having to hunt them down and chop their heads off. Perfect for the pacifist’s drawing room.

As intense rains flooded Hawaii’s Waimea Valley, enterprising surfers took advantage, and dug out a channel to let water flow from valley to ocean, creating an makeshift wave pool. Apparently, this isn’t the first time this has happened.