“I hope no bad people show up.” Goofball Mario Wienerroither strips the music from the Beastie Boys’ classic Fight for Your Right (to Party) and turns it a regular old party. Assuming the parties you go to are like the ones we attend.

Stand-up comedian D.J. Demers’ hearing disability is so severe he has to wear hearing aids on both ears. He dropped by Conan to talk about the pros and cons of his situation. Keep getting them hearing aid checks!

Bad Girl Shenanigans’ handpainted Belcher family nesting dolls are perfect for fans of the quirky Fox animated show. We can almost hear Linda shouting “All-riiight!” The only thing better would be if Louise’s bunny ears actually stuck out.

With country star Blake Shelton as its guest host, Saturday Night Live had the perfect opportunity to create this uplifting ditty. Listen y’all to this story of “hope in the form of a little ol’ dirty boot.”

Matthew has been an art director for years, so he’s seen his fair share of cheesy stock photos. To make things more interesting, he’s taken to injecting himself into the scenes, with hilarious and sometimes downright uncomfortable results.

A cat somehow gets its head stuck in a plastic cup and can’t seem to extract itself. Thankfully, a big Newfoundland dog is on the case. Of course the guy with the camera could have stepped in, but then we’d have no stupid cat video to share.

A new era in live sports broadcasting arrives with GoPro and the NHL’s collaboration. Starting at the 2015 NHL All-Star games, players will wear GoPros, providing viewers with up close shots of the action. NFL and NBA are you watching?

We’ve seen a cheesy ’90s-style video game teaser. Here’s one for ’80s kids. Pixel Heroes: Byte & Magic is a lighthearted retro RPG with rogue-like elements, such as permadeath and randomly generated items and events.

Salma Hayek plays a hitwoman trapped in her house by her former colleagues – the Yakuza, corrupt police and the drug cartel she used to work for – in Joe Lynch’s (Knights of Badassdom) R-rated action film. Watch the whole film here.

Graphic Design student Florence Meunier was required to make a printed user-friendly version of the End User License Agreement (EULA) of the Apple iCloud. To entice people to read it, she created an appropriate story from the document.

Xbox talks to Ford about the 2016 Ford GT, which will be one of the drivable cars in the Xbox One exclusive Forza Motorsport 6. The video is bursting with self-congratulatory babble, but even when muted it’s still worth watching.

Unlike the other independent canines we’ve seen, this dog wasn’t a self-fetcher by choice. It’s just that the laws of physics and the limits of his intelligence conspired against him. Haha. Oh man. Funny dog. Welp, on to the next post.

Game of Thrones: Day in the Life documents one of the days in the making of the show’s fifth season, involving hundreds of cast and crew in three countries. Airs 2/8. Beware: spoilers abound in the video’s comments on YouTube.

Like Karton, Cardboard Furniture and Projects makes flat-pack, modular furniture made of cardboard. They’re water-resistant, lightweight and 100% recyclable. The shop can also customize your order with prints and different cardboards.

At Georgia Tech, a group of robots play along with a human drummer, using sophisticated artificial intelligence techniques to turn in a truly improvised performance without skipping a beat. Yes, now robots can torture us with jazz fusion.

1A4 Studio’s Speedruns are fun to watch, but if you were to dial down their humor and give them a couple more minutes you’ll get something funny and coherent. You’ll get TL;DW. Here’s its summary of the Jurassic Park trilogy.

The AMPL Smartbag has an 8.5Wh battery and USB charging ports in each pocket. It has a mobile app that lets you monitor and prioritize plugged in devices. Add-ons include extra battery packs and an inverter with an AC plug. Drops soon for $299.

Ronin is an action platformer that’s quite similar to the indie hit Gunpoint. But it’s more action-oriented and its combat is turn-based, giving you a chance to dodge attacks and take on multiple enemies. Coming to Steam. Demo here.

Vsauce enumerates some of the rules of war, sports and professions to argue that these fields are fairer than love, which of course has no formal legislation. But not before he pulls off a legendary segue into graphite.

When you’re flying around in a stunt plane during an air race, you’re not supposed to hit the pylons. But that doesn’t mean it’s not part of the fun for spectators. Here are a few of the best pylon hits from the Red Bull Air Race season.

The always entertaining Ze Frank teamed up with Friskies to create this charming commercial which puts us inside the mind of a cat as it tries to figure out what the heck humans are doing when Super Bowl Sunday comes around.

Keep your body and heart warm this winter with Freezy Freakies for adults. The color-changing thermal gloves are back in four of their original ’80s designs. The gloves now have a microfleece lining and 3M Thinsulate insulation.

The Louisville Mega Cavern in Kentucky will soon open a 320,000sq.ft. underground bike park. Located 100ft. underground, the cavern stays at 60ºF all year round. It will have bike rentals and courses for all ages and skill levels.