(NSFW) Millions of schmucks will be forced to watch Fifty Shades of Grey with their partners. Boo Ya Pictures’ take on the movie would have switched the enforcer and the forced. To those about to do it for love, we salute you.

The VisionTek 900718 houses a desktop-caliber SSD in a durable aluminum housing. It’s USB 2.0-compatible and can get up to 455MB/s read and 440MB/s write speed when used with a USB 3.0 port. Available in 120GB and 240GB.

The latest short film form LBP Stunts Chicago is a bloody good demonstration of their martial arts and fight choreography skills, as a single kung fu disciple must fight his way up the ladder of challenging opponents.

“If you paired this with Oculus Rift, this is like next gen!” The Fine Brothers put iconic late ’80s tech in the hands of today’s youth. While the Mattel Power Glove for the NES never lived up to its promise, we know one person who still uses his.

(NSFW) Amy hates monogamy, and it’s been working well so far. The problem? She met a decent human being. Amy Schumer wrote and stars, along with Bill Hader, Vanessa Bayer, John Cena, and uhm, LeBron James.

Anki improves its robotic remote-controlled cars with a modular track system, new cars and abilities like drifting and jumping as well as team-based game modes, whether against other players or the AI. Drops 9/2015.

YouTuber Alex Luthor throws in his take on a sci-fi matchup that’s been discussed and will be discussed billions of times. If J.J. Abrams doesn’t screw up Episode VII, he’s going to be a freakin’ god among geeks.

Jon Stewart confirmed the leaks and officially announced that he’ll be stepping down from The Daily Show. He says he still doesn’t know when exactly he’ll leave, but this will be his last year on the show. Time to shine Mr. Wilmore.

French shop Boom-art printed two 16th century art works – The Lady and the Unicorn and The Garden of Earthly Delights – onto sets of three surfboards and skateboards. The surfboards can also be bought separately.

Stop by and bookmark our sister site’s newly-launched online shop, which offers great deals on gear and gadgets, software, online courses, and even some freebies. Enter discount code TNB10 for 10% off (Expires 2/16 @11:59 PM PST).

Cats can be diabolical critters. Take for instance, this fluffy looking furball, who seems hellbent on tormenting its owner by knocking her stuff onto the floor. Perhaps its angered that its owner doesn’t know how to hold a camera phone.

(NSFW: Language) When they were kids, Dana Saint and his friends loved to reenact their favorite action movies. So for his bachelor party, Dana’s friends reenacted his favorite action movies, with Dana as the unwitting star.

(NSFW: Lyrics) “This plot is bigger than me, it’s generational hatred.” The counter-point to the inspirational and Grammy-award winning track i. Like the eponymous novel, the song is about hating one’s own race.

(NSFW: Language) Film and video game critic Chris Stuckmann outlines the elements of a good action movie, and how most of today’s Hollywood action flicks fail to satisfy these elements. Kill the shaky cam! Kill it!

Danny Yourd’s short documentary about Michael Paul Smith, creator of the highly detailed 1:24 scale 20th century dioramas collectively known as Elgin Park. Michael started making models as therapy, then ended up changing people’s lives.

The King of Random Grant Thompson shows us how to make a hard-hitting blowgun that has a laser sight, a built-in quiver and different kinds of ammunition. We’re going to stick with the mini-marshmallows.

Threezero’s badass 1:12 scale model of Zion’s battle suit. The 13.5″ tall poseable model has light up arm cannons and a removable pilot figure. The deluxe set comes with an ammo loader and a crew member. Drops 2/16 for $390-$430.

Above Average’s parody of Whiplash, setting the story at a music school where students learn to play calypso steel drums. Starring Doug E. Doug of Cool Runnings fame, as a decidedly more mellow instructor than Cave Johnson.

As usual, Vsauce doesn’t really focus on his titular topic. But he does briefly talk about that extreme form of creationism, along with how the universe will “remember” your existence, whether you like it or not.

Kanemaki Yoshitoshi makes life-size wooden sculptures that confront and visualize the dichotomies of existence: life and death, conflicting emotions and multiple identities. See more of his work on Behance.

The Dubai Police Department shows off some of its over-the-top cop cars, which include a Nissan GT-R, a Lamborghini Aventador, a McLaren MP4-12C, a Bentley Continental GT, a Bugatti Veyron and more. Sure beats an old Crown Vic.

You can’t fly a real jet plane indoors, but watch Martin Müller’s 1:22 scale R/C model of the Airbus A310-200, flown impeccably around this German airshow a few years back. Its inflatable fuselage gives it that dreamy feel as it flies.

An endearing exploration and platforming game. You are BUD, a robot tasked with growing an alien plant so you can harvest its seeds and bring them back to Earth. It’s Windows only for now, but it’s clearly begging for a console port.