There are plenty of dogs who are more than up to the task of fetching and retrieving objects. These are not those dogs. Whether through lack of coordination or overstimulation, these pups aren’t bringing the ball home any time soon.

We’re not sure exactly what this interactive toy for Star Wars buffs will actually be able to do, but if this video teaser from Spin Master is any indication, take our money and shut up, you will.

The 2014-15 Louisville Leopard Percussionists, aged 7 to 12 practice a medley of Led Zeppelin classics Kashmir, The Ocean and Immigrant Song, played on marimbas, xylophone, vibraphone, drums, timbales, congas, bongos and piano.

The other Steve Wozniak has created this ridiculous Chrome extension which does its best to identify faces on every web page, and replace their peepers (and occasionally other orifices) with googly eyes. Guaranteed minutes of fun!

There are few good excuses we can think of for having one of those stupidly loud car stereo systems that vibrates the whole outside the car. But digging out from wintry white stuff without a snow brush seems like a legit one.

Like Slow Life, Sandro Bocci’s …Meanwhile… is a collection of close up time-lapse videos of corals, sponges and other peculiar marine animals. Equal parts beautiful and horrifying. We’re not gonna say they’re aliens, but they’re aliens.

Currently in development at Quirky, Track is a concept for a lamp that follows your movement. Like Soloshot, the lamp works by tracking a wristband. It can be placed on a flat surface, hung or mounted on a tripod.

Alex Fitts aka The KickDrums brought his electronica-infused style of rock to create this brooding remix of Sleeping Limbs, a track by indie rock artist Joey Vannucchi aka From Indian Lakes.

Clothes made of glass-coated fabric. If someone takes a picture of you with a flash when you’re wearing any of these, the glass will reflect the flash back at the camera, obscuring your face in the process. If only they worked without a flash.

The guys from Dissolve are back to recreate scenes from classic award winning movies using nothing but stock footage from their video library. We dare them to try Guardians of the Galaxy and The LEGO Movie using this technique.

HBO’s documentary on Scientology. Based on Lawrence Wright’s critically-acclaimed book, Going Clear exposes the “history of abuse and betrayal” by Church officials, backed by interviews with former members. Premieres 3/30.

After setting us straight on common television misconceptions, Mental Floss is back to educate us on some of the many things people have been led to believe thanks to the *ahem* always reliable Internet.

Kia has been on a roll with its concept designs lately, and the sleek Sportspace is no exception. We don’t have specs yet on the car, but it certainly looks better than most other station wagons. And those wheels are just stellar.

Cracked takes a different tack at the familiar argument against ridiculously overpriced jewelry and gems, making their point through this jewelry store ad parody. Despite all this, diamonds (and sapphires and rubies) are still a girl’s best friend.

Perhaps the most ridiculous invention to hit the running scene ever, the Tomatan is a robot that athletes can strap to themselves so they can eat tomatoes while distance running. A silly promo gimmick for Japanese food company Kagome.

GrumpOut imagines the sound of the characters’ end-game clapping animation in Super Smash Bros. Wii U. The boring clappers only makes the odd ones even funnier. Mega Man’s sound had us nodding our heads. Also King Dedede is high.

A pico projector that screws into E26 and E27 light sockets. Beam runs Android 4.4 and works with AirPlay and Miracast-enabled devices. It has a small flat side so you can rest it on a flat surface as well.

The kids of Bob’s Burgers rock out to Sleater-Kinney in the official music video for A New Wave, from their blast from the past new album No Cities to Love. A rare sighting of Tina feeling things. And not staring at butts.

A thermostat that sticks to a budget, not a target temperature. Set a target amount, your gas rate and your electricity rate and Thermoneystat will do the rest, figuring out the best settings and power on times for your AC and heater.

Honda promotes the Civic Type-R, the NSX and its other new vehicles by helping you speed read. Seriously. Just keep your eyes on the middle of the video and press play. Ready for level 2? Go! Oh we’re not done yet! Goooo!

When you think about it, onion rings really are vegetable donuts. Cookie Monster does his best to channel Philosoraptor in this amusing clip in which the furry blue cookie connoisseur ponders some deep thoughts about food.

These bullet-shaped whiskey chillers are the only way we recommend mixing guns and booze. They’ll keep your drinks cool without watering them down, and you’ll look like a badass drinking from a glass full of bullets.

Most of the dogs we’ve had turned bath time into deathmatches. If only all dogs behaved like Golden Retrievers. Take this smart fella. He realizes that bath time is an opportunity to be served by his master. Mmm, keep scrubbing…